A thread I made back in the days, but I decided to re-make it just now.
I was 11 and I was in the shower and the high pressure setting on the showerhandle felt awesome against my dick so I dipped my lovestick in a bucket of water and sprayed full speed ahead onto it.
It was legendary.
What a sad and weird child you are.
I was 13 and was confused as to why people masturbate.
Then I tried it
No longer confused.
op is autistic
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and gayh
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12 Home alone and horny!
10 years old, didn't know what maturbation is, took some lotion, lathered it all around my disco stick and bam.
13 Years old + Facepunch + Hot Girls Thread = My first time :D
I remembered an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Carl had his pants down to "wiggle it".
So I tried that. Instant HHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNN!
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4 years old. how i did it is another story
I fapped but stopped right before climax, i.e. the rising feeling right before it
I didn't know you were supposed to keep going after that so i'd go until that rising feeling then stop then go again and then I just stopped.
Not sure if this counts
I think i was 12 had some porn on, just used to get hard tried to masturbate and jizzed, the first time is amazing, from then on in it's not [i]as[/i] good but still is good.
14
It took me a week to finally realize that it was coming out, and that I was not actually stopping it before.
I believe my first one was when I was 11 without even knowing what it was.
I spent 30 minutes with going to the bathroom after it happened.
11, porn on the parents pc.
12, looking up naked ladies then getting like REALLY fucking horny and fucking my hand.
Freaked out when I jizzed thinking I broke my dick.
12-13, wondered what it felt like to have sex so I was like.. what could I use to simulate it.. *Uses hand* "OHHH EMMM GEEEE"..
Pretty awesome, although awkward in some way..
I don't even remember when I started. All I know is I've been doing it since I was about five... I'm so ashamed!
masterbating
about 12, googling ''boobs'' ''naked women'' etc.
I was 14, sitting on my bed, home alone. I thought;
"I wonder what it's like to have sex." So I just sort of pulled my dick back adn forth. When i got that rising feeling I panicked and ran to the bathroom, before jizzing all over the towel rack. I was so scared, I thought I'd broke my dick :ohdear:
dont remember anything but rubbing myself against the bed and epicness. :smug:
mmh... i always use the smug emote.
:smug:
Oh god you guys were old when you started it.
I was 9 years old and I read about it on wikipedia. Thats it, then I did it.
12 years old, was sleeping, dreamed about sexing with Alyx, then I woke up with my underwear full of cum.
watched my first porno felt it coming didnt know what to do so jizzed in a sock ._.
I was like 10. I decided to tug on my dick really fast and see what happened.
Was 11 and looked up fap on wikipedia. Led me to masturbation. You guys know the rest.
Started to look at porn when I was 7. Always had internet at home since my dad is a programmer.
After a while of looking at it, I sorta experimented myself. There was obviously a reason why the guys liked getting their dicks stroked by girls, so I had to try for myself.
More like first "Masturbation". First orgasm-jizz was when I was 13.
I hope you are as old as you look in your avatar. :silent: being... a moderator...
I was 11, and i saw some porn pictures.
So thinking i could be that guy, i just held my dick wonder what the fuck i was doing, and just pissed.
Then when i was home alone,and about 3 days later, i pulled my pants down when i got a hard-on, and started jacking off, then i felt good, instantly when to the bathroom to finish up. I had the look of a small child looking into the camera of a poor quality show and saying WWOOWW. It was a truly epic day
11. I kinda knew what masturbation was back then, just didn't know what the hell to do. I was browsing the net when I thought to myself..."shit...I'm always trying to find dirty magazines, always trying to sneak a peak at hot chicks on TV..how about I actually do something about it?"
So I opened Google and started Googling, googled "Porn", "Sex" "fuck" after that led me nowhere I opened a magazine and started picking random names out of there, saw some boobs but that got me nowhere. I had a thing for Diane Kruger back then (saw Troy, fell in love) and tried Googling her.
She is the first woman I masturbated too. T'was pretty neat.
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