Dovahkiin's Adventures! - Yes, another one of those threads
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[QUOTE=Detlef;33997518]ugh, not another one.[/QUOTE]
Tell him what to do and where to go. I am going to be updating hourly (unless I'm away or sleeping or banned) so I don't plan on adding detail.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ajE79.png[/IMG]
Go buy a sweet roll
Swap his weapon for a flower and have the confusion set in.
Give him a background (like make him look like he is somewhere) so we actually know where we are starting.
use console commands to switch to a decent race with actual benefits like orc or argonian
[QUOTE=legolover122;34056230]Give him a background (like make him look like he is somewhere) so we actually know where we are starting.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gwWL3.png[/IMG]
Well, he got banned.
Guess thats that.
Small favors, and so forth.
I'm back, I got banned from another thread for posting an "image macro".
Alright then, summon a mod to move this to MSPaint.
[QUOTE=Krinkels;34070344]Alright then, summon a mod to move this to MSPaint.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hs8z6.png[/IMG]
Shout at the mod for not doing it yet, then travel forth to white run in search of adventure and gold.
Once you get there, go to the bannered mare, speak to the waitress and order a tankered of mead.
Down a few more till you see the woman sitting at the back corner wearing the steel armor is slightly more attractive.
You notice that her steel armor looks quite cool and rugged, it could take alot more damage then your shoddy leather armor, you must aquire it.
Walk over to her and ask to buy a drink, she gets up a corks you right in the jaw.
[I]"Oh it's on now, glutosehole"[/I]
"[I]FUS RO DAH[/I]" your shout extends past the woman, slamming her and an assortment of other cutlery and tankereds into the wall behind her.
Everyone in the bar is now looking at you, scared, whilst the man sitting near the fire constantly sips his tankered, too busy complaining to the barmaid that all the gaurds are lazy.
[i]"You're a great fighter"[/i], she sits back down in defeat. You are victorious, you have beaten a woman in public without anyone caring.
You sit down oposite from her and slip on an amulet of Mara, the perfect plan, to marry her.
She notices this straight away and offers to marry you.
The plan is coming along nicely.
The wedding plans have been set, you're to be married in a day, but you haven't a house.
You may be in luck.
You go to the black smith and sell all your Dragon bones, unused weapons and sweetroles for a hefty sum of gold.
Now you go and purchase your house in whiterun, it's furnished barely but has a nice few little rooms.
"[I]This is perfect[/I]", you say whilst grinning menacingly.
As you make your way slowly to riften, you can't help but think about how good that steel armor would look great on you.
Now that you're in riften, you slowly walk up to the alter to marry the woman, you think to yourself, "I don't even know this womans name."
You are now bound in marriage, various people congratulate you and you make your way back to whiterun, your mouth watering the whole trip about the nice hard steel.
As you walk up to your house, you kiss her on the cheek and tell her to get some rest, she then walks up stairs and goes to bed, in the steel armor.
"[I]She SLEEPS in it too? This will be trickier than I thought.[/I]"
You remember you've got a few bottles of poison in invisible backpack and pull out the poison labled -Troll poison-, you take out the cork and dab your daggers edge inside it twice.
You slowly creep up the stairs, your whole body tingling at the thought of the cold steel resting against your body.
Slowly making your way to her bed, you insert the knife into her stomache, she wakes up suddenly.
"[I]Talos christ![/I]"
She gets up, feeling betrayed she lunges at you. But before she makes the first step, her whole body jolts straight and falls over.
You had done it.
A day had passed since you killed her, he cold corps lay on the bed, naked, without the armor.
It fit like a charm.
Before leaving the house for the last time, you put her corps into the enchantment room and set off.
[U]*Steel armor added to inventory*[/U]
Kill the mod and take his crown as an earring
OH GOD FUCK PLEASE STOP
[editline]6th January 2012[/editline]
PLEASE
[QUOTE=Detlef;34075140]OH GOD FUCK PLEASE STOP
[editline]6th January 2012[/editline]
PLEASE[/QUOTE]
It's in MS Paint and you still complain?
[QUOTE=mr apple;34073239]:words:[/QUOTE]
This. Head out in search of adventure.
after you choose a different race
[QUOTE=mr apple;34073239]Shout at the mod for not doing it yet, then travel forth to white run in search of adventure and gold.
Once you get there, go to the bannered mare, speak to the waitress and order a tankered of mead.
Down a few more till you see the woman sitting at the back corner wearing the steel armor is slightly more attractive.
You notice that her steel armor looks quite cool and rugged, it could take alot more damage then your shoddy leather armor, you must aquire it.
Walk over to her and ask to buy a drink, she gets up a corks you right in the jaw.
[I]"Oh it's on now, glutosehole"[/I]
"[I]FUS RO DAH[/I]" your shout extends past the woman, slamming her and an assortment of other cutlery and tankereds into the wall behind her.
Everyone in the bar is now looking at you, scared, whilst the man sitting near the fire constantly sips his tankered, too busy complaining to the barmaid that all the gaurds are lazy.
[i]"You're a great fighter"[/i], she sits back down in defeat. You are victorious, you have beaten a woman in public without anyone caring.
You sit down oposite from her and slip on an amulet of Mara, the perfect plan, to marry her.
She notices this straight away and offers to marry you.
The plan is coming along nicely.
The wedding plans have been set, you're to be married in a day, but you haven't a house.
You may be in luck.
You go to the black smith and sell all your Dragon bones, unused weapons and sweetroles for a hefty sum of gold.
Now you go and purchase your house in whiterun, it's furnished barely but has a nice few little rooms.
"[I]This is perfect[/I]", you say whilst grinning menacingly.
As you make your way slowly to riften, you can't help but think about how good that steel armor would look great on you.
Now that you're in riften, you slowly walk up to the alter to marry the woman, you think to yourself, "I don't even know this womans name."
You are now bound in marriage, various people congratulate you and you make your way back to whiterun, your mouth watering the whole trip about the nice hard steel.
As you walk up to your house, you kiss her on the cheek and tell her to get some rest, she then walks up stairs and goes to bed, in the steel armor.
"[I]She SLEEPS in it too? This will be trickier than I thought.[/I]"
You remember you've got a few bottles of poison in invisible backpack and pull out the poison labled -Troll poison-, you take out the cork and dab your daggers edge inside it twice.
You slowly creep up the stairs, your whole body tingling at the thought of the cold steel resting against your body.
Slowly making your way to her bed, you insert the knife into her stomache, she wakes up suddenly.
"[I]Talos christ![/I]"
She gets up, feeling betrayed she lunges at you. But before she makes the first step, her whole body jolts straight and falls over.
You had done it.
A day had passed since you killed her, he cold corps lay on the bed, naked, without the armor.
It fit like a charm.
Before leaving the house for the last time, you put her corps into the enchantment room and set off.
[U]*Steel armor added to inventory*[/U][/QUOTE]
That is a little too long, you should think of the others.
[editline]6th January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;34077100]after you choose a different race[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/a2hyf.png[/IMG]
I meant to say orcish axe AND armour added.
Change race again to the most privileged one in the land.
[QUOTE=Krinkels;34087951]Change race again to the most privileged one in the land.[/QUOTE]
What is the "most privileged" race?
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34088940]What is the "most privileged" race?[/QUOTE]
Falmer.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34087401]That is a little too long, you should think of the others.[/QUOTE]
You didn't state what I could tell him to do
Make him go to to the top of the mountain with a horse and fall down
Become the last of the Dwemer. Learn the secrets of your past.
[QUOTE=mr apple;34073239]A day had passed since you killed her, [B]her[/B] cold [B]corpse[/B] lay on the bed, naked, without the armor.
It fit like a charm.[/QUOTE]
I felt the need to spellcheck your sexual fantasy... By "It" you mean "Penis", right?
Become one of the murder prone apple-race.
[QUOTE=Whalen207;34099322]I felt the need to spellcheck your sexual fantasy... By "It" you mean "Penis", right?[/QUOTE]
Oh lawdy [I]no[/I].
That's what sick minded people do and I'm a health young man, thank you very much.
[tab]maybe it was the penis[/tab]
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