• Your favourite GTA quote.
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Mine must be in mission "No. 3" in GTA IV The ballad of gay Tony, when Luis, Brucie and Brucie's brother Mori have a race. To make things more exciting Mori decided to call the cops on them.... [I]" I fucking hate you bro, you tiny orange turd." [/I] I don't know why but i was laughing for minutes hahah. It's at 2:50 in this video. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrofNR9Lm4M[/media] Now post your favourite quotes from any of the gta games, in my opinion luis was on the of the funniest and most likeable characters in GTA. + a video for bonus points
The Truth is the hippie-god of epic, random quotes. *CJ picks up RPG* "Shame really, I was going to make it into a lamp". Edit: "Firstly, you are a real buzz killer, amigo. And Secondly,I never made love to my mother. She wouldn't. And thirdly, we're in this together, so be cool". - The Truth
"I somehow lost my pants!"
'For an annoying dick, you really are an annoying dick.'
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;21591686]'For an annoying dick, you really are an annoying dick.'[/QUOTE] gotta love luis :v: [editline]09:35PM[/editline] oops, was niko. strange i can remember luis saying it
''You just had to follow the damn train CJ'' I heard that too many times :ohdear:
I'll rip you're fucking heart out - Niko
My mothers my sister :catholic:
Cheesy vagina!
Big american tee tees!
When you crash into someone: "Hey! That's my Dad's boyfriends's car!"
"We're living the American dream cousin!'' Killing a bunch of ass-holes what a dream. And ''I'm the real deal nigga!'' Yusuf Amir is fuckin' awesome.
"I'll rip your fucking heads off!"
irie
"want to go bowling?!?!?!"
"It's a fucking stereotype, but i love chicken, man." Dwayne, when you take him to the Cluckin' Bell.
[QUOTE=rapmaster;21592620]"want to go bowling?!?!?!"[/QUOTE] no god no
"Gotta break a few ommelettes to make eggs know what i'm sayin'?"
"How about you, me and a jar of peanut butter"
"ARMOR" "MACHINE GUN" "PISTOL" "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL FRENZY!" "FLAAAAAMETHROWER" GTA2 motherfuckers.
"Do I look like I've got funny balls to you?" Brucie.
Aww fuck this shite
"Good lord, what are you doing?" You should've been there.
[QUOTE=scorpion8754;21592378]Cheesy vagina![/QUOTE] I laugh every time I hear this
"Keep up mothafucka"
"Go fuck yourself with a machete!"
"Watch yourself bro!" - Lois Lopez
"I don't got any bananas!" [I]-A bum from GTA IV [/I]
(When Tom Stubbs is standing naked) "I have a bit of a.... problem" "I think you can get an operation for that these days" :v: Johnny Klebitz is badass.
[IMG]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2650/atcomic278oy2.jpg[/IMG] Favarate Quote: United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass? Niko Bellic: I'd be impressed if you had been.
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