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No.
Worm tape.
But seriously no.
Lush.
Wait, what is it?
jeez you could have at least copy pasted a wikipedia article page on tapeworms
what kind of general discussion thread is this
No.
I know you wrote a lot in the OP about it, but I still don't get it.
[QUOTE=Cheeez;17211488]jeez you could have at least copy pasted a wikipedia article page on tapeworms
what kind of general discussion thread is this[/QUOTE]
well isnt that a shame.
[QUOTE=Within;17211484]Wait, what is it?[/QUOTE]
A worm that exists in your body and feeds off what you consume.
And no.
is it true that you have to wait for thm to jump out of your throat?
Does pregnancy count? They're pretty much the same thing.
I have one, my parents don't know though. I call him Jimmy and hes my best friend. When I'm sad, he's always there to cheer me up. We talk a lot to eachother, about school, girls, feelings, and though I can't hear him speak I know how he would respond. Our friendship is eternal, and if any doctor ever wants to take Jimmy away I'll personally kill them and feed them to Jimmy.
[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;17211594]I have one, my parents don't know though. I call him Jimmy and hes my best friend. When I'm sad, he's always there to cheer me up. We talk a lot to eachother, about school, girls, feelings, and though I can't hear him speak I know how he would respond. Our friendship is [B][U][I]internal[/I][/U][/B], and if any doctor ever wants to take Jimmy away I'll personally kill them and feed them to Jimmy.[/QUOTE]
Fix'd
:smug:
I think I have one but it's probably the staple caterpillar I got, and soon, he will blossom into a beautiful nailgun butterfly.
no, and i never want it.
i don't want to see the parts of it when i take a shit.
What came first, the intestine or the tape worm?
no
i have 15 in my arm im so cool
[QUOTE=candyrock;17211549]is it true that you have to wait for thm to jump out of your throat?[/QUOTE]
uh no it splurts out of your stomach
get your facts straight
those things are fucking disgusting.
[QUOTE=DoubleDD;17212305]uh no it splurts out of your stomach
get your facts straight[/QUOTE]
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Tapeworms make you super thin and they aren't dangerous at all.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17212698]Tapeworms make you super thin and they aren't dangerous at all.[/QUOTE]
Wasnt that on ''1000 ways to die''?
Nope.
people used to eat tapeworm eggs thinking it was a diet pill...
yes i taped worms to my thighs but i'm not getting any thinner, am i doing tapeworm wrong
OP sure does make some shitty threads.
No.
[QUOTE=Swimbound;17212979]Wasnt that on ''1000 ways to die''?[/QUOTE]
I remember that episode. Fat lady wanted to lose weight so she ingested one. She lost at least 60 pounds before kicking the bucket as a result of the worm producing offspring.
I heard of some crazy bitch when on the tapeworm diet.
[url]http://www.tapewormdiet.net/[/url]
This shit has to be legit. It has it's own website. :buddy:
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