Badass get's stabbed, orders coffee, makes small talk.
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Holy shit guys. This guy if the definition of badass.
"WARREN, Mich. (AP) — A 52-year-old man complained only about the cold weather before walking into a diner with a five-inch knife sticking out of his chest. The unnamed man called a Warren 911 operator on Sunday night to ask that an ambulance be sent to Bray's, an eatery in neighboring Hazel Park. He said he had been stabbed during a robbery attempt half a mile away, then walked to the restaurant and called 911 from a pay phone.
On a recording of the call, the man gives a vague description of his attacker before saying, "I'm gonna sit down at Bray's 'cause they got a chair and it's cold out here."
Restaurant employee George Mirdita told The Detroit News the man calmly ordered coffee.
Police said Tuesday that the man is recovering."
Badass.
I remember a story where a woman was shot in the head, and then proceeded to make tea.
[QUOTE=Gunguy;19137953]I remember a story where a woman was shot in the head, and then proceeded to make tea.[/QUOTE]
This is more badass though.
So where's the source?
not too shabby for an old men eh johnny
Anyone remember the story about the kid that got his arm eaten off by a wood chipper, and we played on his gameboy for like a hour until help came?
Man, you gotta be skilled to play gameboy on handed.
More like dumbass, he called a ambulance yet was fully capable of walking/driving to a hospital? Enjoy the 3,000$ bill.
The manliest man among Men.
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[QUOTE=Dr. Doctor;19138001]Anyone remember the story about the kid that got his arm eaten off by a wodd chipper, and we played on his gameboy for like a hour until help came?
Man, you gotta be skilled to play gameboy on handed.[/QUOTE]
It's actually not that hard...
Wait, if he got knifed in the chest, there would be a possibility of it going through the stomach wouldn't it? So drinking coffee might be a bad thing to do.
[QUOTE=helpiminabox;19138022]Wait, if he got knifed in the chest, there would be a possibility of it going through the stomach wouldn't it? So drinking coffee might be a bad thing to do.[/QUOTE]
Your knowlage of the human body amuses me.
The Stomach isn't in the Chest, it's in the lower torso, but at the top of that.
[QUOTE=helpiminabox;19138022]Wait, if he got knifed in the chest, there would be a possibility of it going through the stomach wouldn't it? So drinking coffee might be a bad thing to do.[/QUOTE]
I think he would've known if it pierced his stomach. Seeing as he'd be on the ground writhing in pain from the stomach acid tearing at his organs.
[QUOTE=radioactive;19138077]Your knowlage of the human body amuses me.
The Stomach isn't in the Chest, it's in the lower torso, but at the top of that.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.becomehealthynow.com/images/organs/digestive/stomach_topo.jpg[/img]
Bro.
"Hi Sir what can I get you OH MY GOD! THERE'S A KNIFE IN YOUR CHEST!"
"I'll take a short stack of pancakes, a side of sausage and a side of white toast. Oh, and some coffee, thanks ma'am"
[QUOTE=radioactive;19138077]Your knowlage of the human body amuses me.
The Stomach isn't in the Chest, it's in the lower torso, but at the top of that.[/QUOTE]
Meh, I never said that anatomy was my strong point.
[QUOTE=radioactive;19138077]Your knowlage of the human body amuses me.
The Stomach isn't in the Chest, it's in the lower torso, but at the top of that.[/QUOTE]
Your knowledge of spelling amuses me.
According to Urban Dictionary "knowlage" is slang for "the sucking of a penis".
So either you are amused by his sucking of the penis or you misspelled knowledge.
Maybe he thought he was going to die, which is why he might have been so calm about it.
[QUOTE=ifaux;19138196]Your knowledge of spelling amuses me.
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Mine too.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19137970]This is more badass though.[/QUOTE]
Hole in head and making tea is better than stabbed in chest and ordering coffee.
Sauce?
He's got nothing in this BAMF.
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[QUOTE=yuki;19138334]Hole in head and making tea is better than stabbed in chest and ordering coffee.[/QUOTE]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the woman who was shot in he head wasn't aware that she had even been shot or something like that.
This dude, on the other hand, was fully aware of a knife protruding from his thorax.
Holy shit. That's awesome.
Bad ass indeed, and he's from my state.
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[B]"That's one notoriously bad motherfucker."[/B]
[QUOTE=SlicedBread;19137924] "I'm gonna sit down at Bray's 'cause they got a chair and it's cold out here."[/QUOTE]
Hes also a rapper.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19138151][img]http://www.becomehealthynow.com/images/organs/digestive/stomach_topo.jpg[/img]
Bro.[/QUOTE]
Except thats his esophagus so your point is still technically wrong.
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Coffee's a bit weak, love.
[QUOTE=Sobek-;19142790][img]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3659/stabby.jpg[/img]
Coffee's a bit weak, love.[/QUOTE]
I gave you a box.
Within said box is a pallet. This represents how autistic you are.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19142817]I gave you a box.
Within said box is a pallet. This represents how autistic you are.[/QUOTE]
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