I really want to have a baby with my BF of a 2 years, but he isn't so keen on the idea. I have tried all of the conventional methods like poking holes in his condoms and "forgetting" to take the pill. It isn't working. What are your recommendations?
If he isn't keen, don't try it. That would just completely ruin that relation.
[QUOTE=Haloscott3;39251821]If he isn't keen, don't try it. That would just completely ruin that relation.[/QUOTE]
He'll warm up to it once I birth it.
poking holes in the condoms and "forgetting to take the pill"
Um you're a fucking lunatic if you're trying to have a kid after only 2 years together, especially if your boyfriend doesn't want one. He's probably more sane of the two and you're a hormonal idiot that's about to throw away your life/relationship as well as ruin your boyfriend's life with a child you're not ready to have both financially and in terms of how ready you are in a relationship. You're just angsty and hormonal and think you want a kid with this guy, when you're neither ready nor, in your boyfriend's case, willing.
Assuming this isn't a troll thread, you should just wait like every sane person for the time when you two are actually married, (so that you have the financial stability to support a child) ready, and intend on staying together long term. Two years is jack shit and you two will probably break up soon if you're so batshit insane that you're trying to sabotage contraception and ruin your lives.
[QUOTE=Loriborn;39251842]Um you're a fucking lunatic if you're trying to have a kid after only 2 years together, especially if your boyfriend doesn't want one. He's probably more sane of the two and you're a hormonal idiot that's about to throw away your life/relationship as well as ruin your boyfriend's life with a child you're not ready to have both financially and in terms of how ready you are in a relationship. You're just angsty and hormonal and think you want a kid with this guy, when you're neither ready nor, in your boyfriend's case, willing.
Assuming this isn't a troll thread, you should just wait like every sane person for the time when you two are actually married, (so that you have the financial stability to support a child) ready, and intend on staying together long term. Two years is jack shit and you two will probably break up soon if you're so batshit insane that you're trying to sabotage contraception and ruin your lives.[/QUOTE]
Um I am ready for a baby and so is he, I would make a great mommy.... and one day my baby will be just like me
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[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;39251811]I really want to have a baby with my BF of a 2 years, but he isn't so keen on the idea. [B]I have tried all of the conventional methods like poking holes in his condoms and "forgetting" to take the pill. It isn't working[/B]. What are your recommendations?[/QUOTE]
You are a psychotic bitch for trying to force a LIFE CHANGING SITUATION INVOLVING THE BIRTH OF A HUMAN BEING on to an unwilling man, potentially ruining his life and your potential child's life.
You are literally the most selfish person i've seen on this board.
If you don't have anything constructive about how to get me my boyfriend pregnant than leave
Oh boy, what's going on in here.
A case of the nutty girlfriend and the normal boyfriend?
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;39251859]Um I am ready for a baby and so is he, [b]I would make a great mommy.... and one day my baby will be just like me[/b][/QUOTE]
Confirmed for either biggest idiot in the world, (I seriously hope your boyfriend dumps your crazy ass before you get both of you in the biggest mess you've never thought possible) or a [u]very[/u] obvious fake.
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;39251864]If you don't have anything constructive about how to get me my boyfriend pregnant than leave[/QUOTE]
what i said is constructive. He said no, the advice i'm offering you towards getting pregnant with your boyfriend is to not get pregnant with your boyfriend.
[editline]17th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=SilverSpectrum;39251868]Oh boy, what's going on in here.
A case of the nutty girlfriend and the normal boyfriend?[/QUOTE]
More likely just a troll judging from the replies and the new account.
Hahahahhahahaha
Here's an idea, if you're being for real and are actually trying to impregnate your BF:
End yourself. You're a blight on society and humanity as a whole.
And if this is fake and you're just a troll:
End yourself. You're a blight on society and humanity as a whole.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;39251877]what i said is constructive. He said no, the advice i'm offering you towards getting pregnant with your boyfriend is to not get pregnant with your boyfriend.
[editline]17th January 2013[/editline]
He doesn't get to decide cause the baby grows in MY BELLY not HIS... I decide not him
More likely just a troll judging from the replies and the new account.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;39251891]He doesn't get to decide cause the baby grows in MY BELLY not HIS... I decide not him[/QUOTE]
Confirmed troll.
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He doesn't get to decide cause the baby grows in MY BELLY not HIS... I decide not him[/quote]
Except he's gotta pay and take care of it as well.
(Yes I know this is a troll thread. I have nothing better to do.
report and move on please guys
This is how my cousin was born.
If your boyfriend doesn't want one, you have no authority to push one on him. Unless he gives you explicit consent to wanting a child, you are in the wrong if you try to undermine his consent. If it's such a big deal to you, then maybe you shouldn't be with him in the first place.
Assuming this isn't a troll thread, of course.
[editline]fish[/editline]
Wait fuck I think this is a troll thread. Fuck.
Abort! Abort!
His semen, your egg. Joint operation requiring a decision from both parties.
Definitely a troll.
Moving on now.
Does anyone have any legit ideas?!
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;39251905]No, this is my internet! You get off![/QUOTE]
Well its my baby!
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;39251912]Dont. Fucking. Sabotage. Contraception.[/QUOTE]
Its not sabotage if its god's will!
[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;39251920]Its not sabotage if its god's will![/QUOTE]
Ultra giga confirmed for troll.
Besides if the baby is born, then god wants it to happen and it is beautiful so if you don't want me to have a baby GTFO anyone else can stey
Not really anything constructive, but not taking the pill isn't going to help.
The hormones that birth control pills put into your body take a long time to wear off.
Depending on how long you've been taking them, they could take up to a year or two.
[QUOTE=cs_bunny;39251928]Not really anything constructive, but not taking the pill isn't going to help.
The hormones that birth control pills put into your body take a long time to wear off.
Depending on how long you've been taking them, they could take up to a year or two.[/QUOTE]
I don't think you understand i am taking monthly pills that you have to take every day
well not any more i guess
I thought this was a dude trying to get pregnant with his gay boyfriend.
I am not a dude i am a girl and i want to get pregnant with my bf
gmod in the register email, obviously a girl
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