• General alcohol discussion
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Well, this is kind of like a general discussion for alcohol. Lets just share our stories of getting buzzed and funny shit that happened. I really enjoy these kinds of threads, I searched and found one, but it was closed so lets begin. One from me. So me and my friends (7 of us) were pretty drunk and using our drunk logic we decided to go get cookies at 2 AM at night on bikes.. so we went down a hill, and you can imagine 7 people rolling down a icy and snowy hill... It was winter and the weather was around -30 celsius, pretty damn cold, so when we got back, victorious with our cookies, we stayed up the whole night doing all kinds of random shit. The next morning, we woke up and when wee looked around, someone had written on a paper "here is some water" and my friend drank it. It was fucking vodka. someone had read it on 9gag or something, because the last thing open on the computer was 9gag picture that said that was how to be an asshole. Nobody remembers who it is.............
this is a stupid ass thread but ill contribute i guess im getting dogged at my homies open crib tonight ill be back.
I drink at home, where I'm not going to act like a complete ass and put other people in danger while doing so.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33232029]I drink at home, where I'm not going to act like a complete ass and put other people in danger while doing so.[/QUOTE] boooooringgggggggg
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33232029]I drink at home, where I'm not going to act like a complete ass and put other people in danger while doing so.[/QUOTE] unless you mean drunk driving, what dangers can there be? :dance:
Most of my drunken adventures are really depressing and/or boaring. My roommate got punched in the face multiple times by a 60ish year old retired green beret though for being loud and stupid in a bar a few weekends ago.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33232029]I drink at home, where I'm not going to act like a complete ass and put other people in danger while doing so.[/QUOTE] That's quite pathetic and probably makes you an alcoholic.
The day after last boxing day I woke up in a hotel room with a fat bird after a night on the town, a very ugly fat bird at that. Not really remembering how I got there or even what happened leading up to it. I knew I had to get out of there quickly but first things first, I had to take a piss. To my surprise my friend was asleep in the bathtub, I woke him up and asked where the fuck we were and what he was doing in the bath, he was too busy laughing about the fact I'd spent all night fucking a whale. He did say another friend was next door with another girl so I gave him a knock. He, like me, wanted to make a quick exit but for different reasons (He was lucky and pulled her fit mate, I guess I was acting wingman!), that he stood on and broke her phone but she didn't know yet. So we all got our stuff together and made a swift exit, I woke the beast laying in my bed and she asked if I wanter her number, without answering I got the fuck out of there. The hotel we'd stayed at wasn't too far from my friend's house so we walked back to his place, all the way me being ripped for that girl, to this day it still gets brought up.
I swear, the drug forum has a thread for this already.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33232029]I drink at home, where I'm not going to act like a complete ass and put other people in danger while doing so.[/QUOTE] You aren't forced to put to put others in danger when you drink. Drinking at home, probably alone, is probably a sign of alcoholism. You know what they call it, moderation. Oh and don't forget to take your judgement with you!
[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;33233032]You aren't forced to put to put others in danger when you drink. Drinking at home, probably alone, is probably a sign of alcoholism. You know what they call it, moderation. Oh and don't forget to take your judgement with you![/QUOTE] yeah thats pretty much it
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;33232029]I drink at home, where I'm not going to act like a complete ass and put other people in danger while doing so.[/QUOTE] Booohooohooo.
A good friend of mine pissed down a slide in a public park. It was at night so no one was there, but I feel sorry for anyone who went down it the next day.
I used to drink Bacardi 151 straight because I'm retarded and because its easy to get drunk off it. Don't do it anymore for obvious reasons.
Going out tonight here in Tyrol, it is pretty fucking cold. So, my drink of choice is some mullet wine. It is delicious and hot.
I haven't actually been drinking before but this one time I drank all the stuff at the bottom of the thrown away bottles under the bridge near my house and I got a big stomach and head ache so I think I got drunk.
I don't drink. :O Can I make up stories? :downs:
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;33235076]I haven't actually been drinking before but this one time I drank all the stuff at the bottom of the thrown away bottles under the bridge near my house and I got a big stomach and head ache so I think I got drunk.[/QUOTE] what?
Vodka shots are quite enjoyable if you have a drinking game. Had a little drinking duel with my old boss but he beat me by 8 shots, I was at a lightweight 12 shots - the place that was selling had random flavours for each of the shots, I had bad luck and downed 3 chilli/coffee shots which made me feel kind of sick so I kind of lost it there.
[QUOTE=junker|154;33235013]Going out tonight here in Tyrol, it is pretty fucking cold. So, my drink of choice is some mullet wine. It is delicious and hot.[/QUOTE] mullet wine? [img]http://i.imgur.com/KzC9j.jpg[/img] though gluhwein is awesome.
Isn't that gluhwein? Gluhwein is a german expression, I just looked it up in a dictonary. It said mullet wine = Glühwein.
[QUOTE=junker|154;33235218]Isn't that gluhwein? Gluhwein is a german expression, I just looked it up in a dictonary. It said mullet wine = Glühwein.[/QUOTE] mistranslation - should be mulled wine. i'm just being silly.
Well, lets celebrate with a cup of Mulled Wine!
Shouldnt this go in Drug Discussion?
att everyone: op is 13
Crown Royal and Ginger. Can't go wrong.
My Thai boxing gym had a halloween party very recently, I got completely hammered, made two major depressing confessions to some old friends I met on the way home, and managed to stumble in through the front door smearing mud all over the wall and staircase whilst attempting to insinuate i wasn't drunk. I got up the stairs eventually and got changed into my night clothes, I fell over whilst taking my jeans off and screamed "SHIT I JUST DROPPED MY LEGS-TROUSERS" I try not to get really drunk nowadays.
I don't understand alcohol and don't really have any semblance of a tolerance for it anyways so I'm usually stuck being the designated driver and charging $5 per friend ferried around not that thats a bad thing
Proud member of the most drinking youth in the world! New years eve, this year.. I arrived at the apartment the party was at with 6 beers, and somehow ended up with a bottle of bailey. Just drinking away of that disgusting bailey all night i managed to puke out of every window in the apartment. Bailey tastes good, but feels bad puking it up again.
[QUOTE=Maagiline;33232142]unless you mean drunk driving, what dangers can there be? :dance:[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1138365]You could wake up covered in banana with a razor in your ass.[/url]
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