Q: Why is swiss cheese served at church?
A: Because it's holey!
What did the pirate say when he heard a bad joke?
[sp]Arr dee arr arr[/sp]
Why is this thread cheesy?
Because its OP made a cheese joke!
How many Racist jokes Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because Racist Jokes are not a very good idea.
How many retards does it take to post in a thread?
[highlight]3[/highlight]
A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The barman says: "Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke?"
What's the difference between a Gypsy in a death camp and a Pizza?
1. The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
2. The pizza has value (about $7.65).
3. You take out the pizza. In one piece.
whats the difference between a harly davenson and a vacuum?
the location of the scumbag! :downsrim:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. :fuckyou:
Is it smoking in here or is it just smoking?
Two guys walk into a bar. Ouch.
What was the elephant doing on the freeway?: about 2mph
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
What is long brown and sticky?
[sp]a stick![/sp]
Thats What She Said!!
[QUOTE=BP's CEO;24992793]Thats What She Said!![/QUOTE]
thats why she left you
Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff.
[sp]Ba-dum pssh[/sp]
1st joke
JFK, Ronald Reagen,and gorge Washington are on a sinking boat full of women and children so Washington says "save the women and children" Reagen says "fuck the women and children" JFK reply "we dont have time for that"
:downsrim:
2nd joke
(at JFK pleading guilty for haveing sex with that women [i dont know who])
"i did not have sex with her ,but i did with her ,her, and the one right now"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: How the fuck should I know?
Q- Why are pirates pirates?
A- Because they arrrrrr
"my father once told me,,,,,,son someday you'll be good at cleaning window's....you'll become a legend one day"
janitor at wal-mart
So two krauts walk into a BAR
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
[QUOTE=kafurie;24993035]thats why she left you[/QUOTE]
i know.... D:
[QUOTE=BP's CEO;24993388]i know.... D:[/QUOTE]
oh wow i meant it for a joke but now i just feel like a dick
What do you call a cat that likes to bowl?
An Alley Cat.
So you're eating cereal, but you spill the bowl, what do you say?
[sp]THIS IS BOWL SHIT![/sp]
:downsrim:
Why wern't the pirates allowed to watch a pirate movie?
[sp]Because it was rated ARRRRRRRR[/sp]
:yohoho:
Did you hear about the robbery at the laundromat?
Two clothespins held up a shirt.
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers.
Why did Timmy take his ruler to bed?
To see how long he slept.
A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
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