• Clerks. (1994)
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[img]http://www.canaltcm.com/myfiles/escritopor/clerks.jpg[/img] [QUOTE]When Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran) is reluctantly put in charge of the Quick Stop market on his day off, he tries, though half-heartedly, to perform his minimum-wage duties as efficiently as possible. This gets tough amidst the on-going fight with his girlfriend, Veronica (Marilyn_Ghigliotti), and his attempt to get back together with his ex-girlfriend, Caitlyn Bree (Lisa_Spoonhauer). Meanwhile, his friend and alter ego Randall (Jeff_Anderson) is working behind the counter of the adjacent video store -- at least when he feels like it. Randall's unabashed disdain of his place of employment, a long with his self-admitted hatred towards its customers is a sharp contrast to Dante's feeble attempts at the niceties of customer service. Much of the film consists of Randall and Dante's criticism of their customers, their lives, and the world in general. Clerks, filmed in black-and-white on a budget of only 27,000, began the career of writer director Kevin_Smith, who would go on to make Mallrats (1995), Chasing_Amy (1997), Dogma (1999), and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001). Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide[/QUOTE] Overall exceptional movie. If you don't mind the fact that it is black and white I'd recommend it.
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"
Man goes into salsa. shark is in the salsa. Our shark.
I love this movie, I wish I could find more dialogue heavy comedies like it.
i only watched clerks 2 and it was preatty fun. i would watch clerks if i get the chance.
kevin smith is an awesome movie maker.
I've seen this movie so many times it's unreal. Also Mallrats
The conversation about the independent contractors on the Death Star is amazing. [editline]08:04PM[/editline] [QUOTE=sk8a13;22519742]I've seen this movie so many times it's unreal. Also Mallrats[/QUOTE] Brodie's the best character. Hands down.
I prefer Clerks 2.
I love how Randal makes stupid things seem reasonable.
[QUOTE=articpenguin;22521265]The conversation about the independent contractors on the Death Star is amazing. [editline]08:04PM[/editline] Brodie's the best character. Hands down.[/QUOTE] "You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? "
"Olaf, Berserker!"
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;22523535]"Olaf, Berserker!"[/QUOTE] "My love for you is like a truck, Berserker Would you like some making fuck, Berserker My love for you is like a rock, Berserker" "Did he just say making fuck?"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR6OjB6OWoI[/media]
Superb
I haven't watched Clerks yet, but I really like Kevin Smith's movies. I've watched Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, all pretty much awesome movies.
[QUOTE=The DooD;22539453]Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back[/QUOTE] surprisingly funny despite reviews
Every Kevin Smith film that I've seen has been hilarious. Including this one.
I need to rent this gem. I have never seen it, and I've been dying to for some time. I wanted to see Clerks 2 also. Thanks for reminding me of it so now I should remember about Clerks/Clerks 2 for a while and rent it soon.
If anyone doesn't want to watch this because it's black and white then you're fucking stupid.
Kevin Smith has a pretty awesome podcast. He's such a cool dude.
Has anybody watched the DVDs of him talking at universitys? I think they are called "An Evening With Kevin Smith". They are really funny would suggest checking them out.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;22523535]"Olaf, Berserker!"[/QUOTE] I want to suck your cock, Berserkerrrrr [editline]04:12PM[/editline] Wow. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is on tv right now. Fucking awesome.
[QUOTE=articpenguin;22562351]I want to suck your cock, Berserkerrrrr[/QUOTE] It's Would you like to suck my cock. If you're gonna quote one of the greatest movies ever at least get it right
[QUOTE=CjienX;22562398]It's Would you like to suck my cock. If you're gonna quote one of the greatest movies ever at least get it right[/QUOTE] Hey, at least I got close.
[QUOTE=Rick Ross;22517874][img]http://www.canaltcm.com/myfiles/escritopor/clerks.jpg[/img] Overall exceptional movie. If you don't mind the fact that it is black and white I'd recommend it.[/QUOTE] I love that it's in black and white. Clerks 2 sucks compared to the original. [editline]01:13AM[/editline] [QUOTE=CjienX;22562398]It's Would you like to suck my cock. If you're gonna quote one of the greatest movies ever at least get it right[/QUOTE] Would you like some making fuck, BERSERKER!
[QUOTE=mysteryman;22519708]kevin smith is an awesome movie maker.[/QUOTE] Yes, I love his movies. I should get more. I have Clerks and Clerks 2. I love both of them.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;22572309]I love that it's in black and white. Clerks 2 sucks compared to the original. [editline]01:13AM[/editline] Would you like some making fuck, BERSERKER![/QUOTE] That's beautiful, man!
I fucking love Kevin Smith movies. His podcast is awesome too.
Kevin smith made being kicked off a plane for being too fat awesome too.
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