Driving a Toyota? It may have a spider in it. And this spider is out to kill you, because it can sto
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[quote]Toyota announced is recalling about 870,000 of its most popular sedans because of a spider problem. This is not to say that you definitely have spiders in your Camry. But you could! Apparently, they can cause airbags to deploy — and not because of drivers accidentally wrecking their cars while trying to smash them.
The problem isn’t necessarily spiders’ fault, but it involves a drainage tube that takes condensation from the cars’ air conditioning systems. Apparently, spiders can get up in the tube and build webs, which block the water from dripping safely to the ground.[/quote]
[url]http://www.popsci.com/blog-network/eek-squad/your-car-might-contain-hidden-spider-stowaways?dom=PSC&loc=recent&lnk=4&con=your-car-might-contain-hidden-spider-stowaways[/url]
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[editline]21st October 2013[/editline]
Sorry bro
And in the black widow thread people acted like spiders aren't actively trying to kill us.
Clearly they've acquired the next level of consciousness. This is all a part of their grand attack plan to eliminate humanity and become the planet's new dominant life form.
Why didn't we see this sooner when there was still time to stop it? God help us all, I don't want to die this way.
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[editline]21st October 2013[/editline]
Sorry bro[/QUOTE]
Ah, fuck me. It's bad when I post a late thread, it's worse when I do it even after I look around a bit to make sure it's not late.
Actually had a family of spiders start living in my mom's Toyota. Fuckers all charged out at us while we going 60 MPH down a highway.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;42595694]Actually had a family of spiders start living in my mom's Toyota. Fuckers all charged out at us while we going 60 MPH down a highway.[/QUOTE]
I had a spider the size of a quarter crawl out onto my steering wheel while going 70 down the interstate. Nearly swerved into the car beside me in a panic.
I find little tiny baby jumping spiders on my car all the time. So cute!
We were test driving our 87 GN after it had been restored a bit, and just as we pulled out onto the road and the warm saturday sun lit up the back window... we saw [I]hundreds[/I] of little tiny baby orange spiders wake up and start crawling around.
Sister covered baby brother, who was getting pissed that sister was damn near smothering him, mom was calmly saying "don't scare the baby don't scare the baby don't scare the baby honey we need to pull over [I]now.[/I]"
Dad thought it was just a small spider when he glanced back with a "Ohhh HOOO thats what you meant!"
Meanwhile I was intercepting the little cuties as they were dropping on a web down upon my two siblings.
We got back to the garage and fucking bailed out the side while my sister was raising all hell with our mechanic. He didn't believe us until he looked inside, yelled "HOLY SHIT" and slammed the door. Nobody would get in the car until they removed all the seats and bugbombed it.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;42595828]Nightmare material.[/QUOTE]
I would seriously have jumped out of the car. I can handle a big spider or two. A hundred little spiders? I'd shit my pants and cry like a baby.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;42595778]I find little tiny baby jumping spiders on my car all the time. So cute![/QUOTE]
They're all cute until they cut your brakes while you're going 70 on the highway.
[QUOTE=Gatsby;42599626]They're all cute until they cut your brakes while you're going 70 on the highway.[/QUOTE]
slow yourself down by shifting into lower gears
Good thing my FJ Cruiser is a 2011 model I guess.
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