• Women's Breasts Age Way Faster Than The Rest Of Their Bodies
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[quote]Healthy breast tissue is about two to three years older than the rest of a woman's body.[/quote] [url]http://www.popsci.com/article/science/womens-breasts-age-way-faster-rest-their-bodies?dom=PSC&loc=recent&lnk=1&con=womens-breasts-age-way-faster-than-the-rest-of-their-bodies[/url]
The more you know, I guess.
Is that why old mammaries sag
I can see plastic surgeons everywhere vigorously making a few photocopies of this to stick around the office and rubbing their hands with glee. Enter the creation of a "BoobAge" machine that will rate how old your tits look.
i don't get this. so breasts can time travel? what's the deal scientists?
We need top scientits on this. We must slow the aging.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;42615185]i don't get this. so breasts can time travel? what's the deal scientists?[/QUOTE] I can see it now. People creating ships out of breasts in order to travel into the future. What a glorious sight it shall be. Actually that'd be pretty fucking disgusting, and I hate you for making me picture that in my head. Now you all get to suffer.
and the superiority of the ass is further solidified now 100% backed by science
All the more why breasts are so precious. They age fast Are far too often stricken with cancer It's very difficult to apparently find a good fitting bra (something like 80% of women don't have the right sized bra and have issues with them) But against all odds there still exists some absolutely fantastic pairs of breasts in the world, and that is why are often favored over the almighty vagina. It's not all that hard to find some decent pussy, but it's a treasure hunt to find some decent boobs.
So anti-aging medicine to fight breast cancer? Let's do it!
What a bunch of boobs.
And this is why you become an ass man. On a slightly unrelated note, can you botox an ass?
[QUOTE=Loriborn;42615234]and the superiority of the ass is further solidified now 100% backed by science[/QUOTE] At least shit doesn't come out of a good set of boobies [editline]22nd October 2013[/editline] (I like butts too though, just not as much)
[QUOTE=FalcoLombardi;42615743]At least shit doesn't come out of a good set of boobies [/QUOTE] is that a fact
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;42615468]What a bunch of boobs.[/QUOTE] breast pun ever
[QUOTE=thisispain;42615786]is that a fact[/QUOTE] [URL="http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/388390/80430539.jpg"]not in japan[/URL]
[QUOTE=barttool;42615901][URL="http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/388390/80430539.jpg"]not in japan[/URL][/QUOTE] I don't know what I expected, given the context, but I deeply regretted clicking that.
[QUOTE=barttool;42615901][URL="http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/388390/80430539.jpg"]not in japan[/URL][/QUOTE] Should probably (NSFW) that dude.
[QUOTE=BackSapper;42616041]Should probably (NSFW) that dude.[/QUOTE] I assume anything that is posted as "not off limits in Japan" as worse than NSFW.
[QUOTE=barttool;42615901][URL="http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/388390/80430539.jpg"]not in japan[/URL][/QUOTE] I want to click this... Nah I'll wait until tomorrow morning.
"N-no officer her boobs are 18!!" wow fuck I somehow skimmed over the post that already made the joke.
I'm calling it now somewhere out there is a site dedicated to rating your boob age by sending in a picture.
[QUOTE=BackSapper;42616041]Should probably (NSFW) that dude.[/QUOTE] He did. He said 'japan'.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;42616486]I'm calling it now somewhere out there is a site dedicated to rating your boob age by sending in a picture.[/QUOTE] I remember a few sites like that. One of them even had the common curtesy to censor most parts of the image that made it easy to identify the person in question. Can't remember the URL's though, although one of them were web 1.0 layout with blue background.
I liked rate my poop .com the best out of those 'rate my' sites
[QUOTE=NO ONE;42615272]But against all odds there still exists some absolutely fantastic pairs of breasts in the world, and that is why are often favored over the almighty vagina. It's not all that hard to find some decent pussy, but it's a treasure hunt to find some decent boobs.[/QUOTE] Hearing people speak like that, you'd swear they forget those are attached to a human being...
Oh god no, hurry up with bionics, gotta preserve dem tits forever
[QUOTE=thisispain;42615786]is that a fact[/QUOTE] Well, I hope so.
[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;42617200]Hearing people speak like that, you'd swear they forget those are attached to a human being...[/QUOTE] I don't see how we'd forget when if they weren't attached, we wouldn't care about them :v:
isnt fondling breasts supposed to help them in some way i dont remember why or how but that doesnt stop me
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