• "God fucking damnit" moments.
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When someone calls you while you're using the washroom and you try to finish quickly and as soon as you sprint to the phone and pick it up, at the very same second the person on the other line hangs up. God fucking damnit.
Door chaps while shitting? Challenge accepted.
When I saw my friend get hit in the throat at a baseball game and he swung, missed, and the ball hit him in the throat, he lay on the ground for 5 minutes, then died. Fucking hate baseball.
Every waking moment.
Aren't these kind of situations best summarized in a (crudely drawn) four picture comic, the last picture detailing someone furiously exclaiming "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" ?
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[QUOTE=Red scout?;27159550][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sofa.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I told about those chair legs bro.
When I get zapped by static all the fucking time.
Reformatting my computer for the first time. Doesn't want to respond to the enter key. Now I'm on the family computer.
When i hurt myself
when someone rated me badly in How good of a poster is the user above? God fucking damnit, that pisses me off. [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] brb punching walls.
When my friend found out I was gay. He said because I was gay I was going to hell. I punched him in the face and walked away.
A few years back, my uncle, one rich motherfucker, was talking about a new car, that when you come close to it, the lights start flashing like a beating heart and when you turn on the lights, they show themselves via "eyelids." So it was a rich person's "body." Of course i was thinking if it had a mouth and if I smashed it, would it scream in agony. As i was thinking this i said, "CAN I SMASH IT?" 5 minutes later I saw what I did. God fucking dammit. last year when I was in my health class, i was sitting next to this girl who was quite hot. During the unit of sexual stuff, we got into the discussion about penis length in class. I said, again, "7 INCHES RIGHT HERE," and almost a split second after I looked at the girl next to me, expecting an answer. Of course, I did this like 3 times after the first time. Thinking back on it, all I do is regret it and say God Fucking Dammit.
[QUOTE=breadlord;27163671]A few years back, my uncle, one rich motherfucker, was talking about a new car, that when you come close to it, the lights start flashing like a beating heart and when you turn on the lights, they show themselves via "eyelids." So it was a rich person's "body." Of course i was thinking if it had a mouth and if I smashed it, would it scream in agony. As i was thinking this i said, "CAN I SMASH IT?" 5 minutes later I saw what I did. God fucking dammit. last year when I was in my health class, i was sitting next to this girl who was quite hot. During the unit of sexual stuff, we got into the discussion about penis length in class. I said, again, "7 INCHES RIGHT HERE," and almost a split second after I looked at the girl next to me, expecting an answer. Of course, I did this like 3 times after the first time. Thinking back on it, all I do is regret it and say God Fucking Dammit.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/2j34nwi.gif[/IMG]
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There was a girl that I had a crush on and didn't ask out. A few months later when she was dating someone else she said at that time she had a crush on me. God fucking dammit.
When I was preparing for my new years eve sesh 15 minutes before midnight, I knocked over my bowl of weed and it spread out amongst the carpet God fucking dammit
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;27164432]When I was preparing for my new years eve sesh 15 minutes before midnight, I knocked over my bowl of weed and it spread out amongst the carpet God fucking dammit[/QUOTE] Wheat-Grass is not marijuana.
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When I am trying to type a funny post, but I get nothing. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
[QUOTE=Peter Chao;27164672]Wheat-Grass is not marijuana.[/QUOTE] ... what
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Shit yo its friday [x]- shower! [x] Pr0 weekend clothes [x] Lighter [x] phone is charged Call mad people up bro its fucking thursday :suicide:
When you play a hard game and go through it relatively flawlessly, only to fuck up at some piss-easy part near the end, and the game then going all "Ohh, you want 100%? Try again then"
I hit my gym teacher with a baseball bat by accident. Then I apologized and she was OK. And then I accidentally hit her again a minute later.
When I was hit a by a car. Or when I only have a 9/10 instead of 10/10 on a school test.
When I forget I installed an anti-theft killswitch under the dashboard and spend two minutes trying to figure out why my car won't start
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;27164432]When I was preparing for my new years eve sesh 15 minutes before midnight, I knocked over my bowl of weed and it spread out amongst the carpet God fucking dammit[/QUOTE] Buy about a quarter ounce, never suffer.
Me and a friend went to get a snack at the local supermarket. So we got one of these awesome sausage things. We put 2 of them in a bag and pay for it. We cycle back. We look back and notice about 15 seagulls were following us. We, getting scared, started to cycle faster. Suddenly, my friend looks at me and stops. He shows the bag. It ruptured... God fucking dammit. Seagulls instantly dived towards it, but we went back and scared them off before they got it though. It did fell on a wet stone surface. We ate it. :smug:
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