• My friend is being a little bitch.
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My friend is being a little bitch, right now. I just got a job at burger king pulling in a sweet 8 bucks an hour and he’s all jealous. You see my friend lives in a box outside the library and he only goes to the library to browse porn and go on the internet. I was the same way a couple of months ago, but now I have a job and he’s all jealous. He keeps asking me to buy him new underwear and shit like that and it’s getting totally fucking annoying. The reason I’m posting this is because he had an episode today where I had just bought a totally bitching sweater and a copy of halo. I still don’t have an xbox but I’m gonna get in about 6 months so pretty sweet. And he got super fucking jealous. And I bought a sweet laptop for 50 bucks off some guy with a truck. And now he is acting all bitchy. Saying shit like “Oh wow, you have heat??!” What the hell should I do? He’s me friend but he’s acting like a little bitch. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb thread" - Greeman))[/highlight]
Tell him to calm down. Is a friend who acts like that really your friend?
Tell him to man fuck up. Also, no fan of parody threads....
Parody thread [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=983998[/url]
Inb4 buttfuck
Badly done, sorry.
shit parody thread
The fuck? THIS isn't a parody thread. Anyway, just let it die. He already sucked me off anyway so it's cool.
Oh my fucking god stop with the shitty parody threads, you're trying too hard, it's not funny. nobody gives a fuck.
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