This Magical Pair of Underwear Can Filter Out Your Fart's Smell
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[quote]Shreddies uses a thin and flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex in its underwear. Zorflex is apparently used in chemical warfare suits and to be honest, that's appropriate given the intensity of some people's farts. Here's how Shreddies explains its magic:[/quote]
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this had to be shared
Why that picture?
It's like those tampon commercials.
Fucking retarded.
EDIT:
I have been misunderstood to the max.
Awesome. Required for all incredibly silent, long tests.
I saw something like this on TruTV's World's Dumbest,
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Also those comments are funny.
What the fuck.
I mean, that's kind of neat and I could use one, but what the fuck.
girls dont fart tho
[QUOTE=Suttles;42607508]girls dont fart tho[/QUOTE]
tell that to /d/
[QUOTE=Dedmytas;42607455]Why that picture?
It's like those tampon commercials.
Fucking retarded.[/QUOTE]
I know, right? A picture of a dude sniffing a woman's butt, it's an OUTRAGE.
I don't remember being so mad, ever.
A lot of fetishists are going to be very disappointed.
wait, makeshift biohazard suit? buy loads of granny panties and sew them together to create a biohazard suit. can't wait to see terrorists using those after a dirty bomb
[QUOTE=Suttles;42607508]girls dont fart tho[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98GjRN7YG2w[/media]
How about a pair that covers the sound
[QUOTE=redBadger;42607964]How about a pair that covers the sound[/QUOTE]
A noise cancelling device woven into the fabric?
[QUOTE=redBadger;42607964]How about a pair that covers the sound[/QUOTE]
It'd have to dig between your ass cheeks to stop your flappy flaps from flapping every time you gas a room. That or totally encase your crotch area, which'd be kinda weird. Why am I even discussing this god damn
[QUOTE=Suttles;42607508]girls dont fart tho[/QUOTE]
wat
[QUOTE=Lolkork;42608128]Maybe you just shouldn't fart around other people instead.[/QUOTE]
sometimes, you just have to let go
What will the Mormons think of next?
next make them sound cancelling
[QUOTE=lavacano;42608289]What will the Mormons think of next?[/QUOTE]
I was just about to ask if these were allowed in Temples.
Finally.
[QUOTE=The golden;42608454]Or just use a buttplug[/QUOTE]
That's a recipe for a possibly deadly projectile.
weird but cool, I guess.
Discover the ONE secret to your pants that MORMONS HATE
These guys aren't thinking practically - they should weaponize this, it has so much potential.
The undies should come with some sort of quick release tab which, when, pulled, releases concentrated fart gas. Only a sadistic bastard would want to follow you as you flee to safety, blasting away, as you distract your assailants with your odorous remnants of a bean burrito lunch.
I dub it, "Skunk Trunks" :v:
Yeah but it comes with the added problem of having to live with the fact that you wear fart filtering pants
[QUOTE=Penultimate;42607463]Awesome. Required for all incredibly silent, long tests.[/QUOTE]
Fuck that I let a loud one rip in the middle of the ACT
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;42608991]Yeah but it comes with the added problem of having to live with the fact that you wear fart filtering pants[/QUOTE]
So far, it only seems to have been made into underwear. Now, I don't know about you, but I definitely don't wear my underoos Superman style for people to know they're fart filtering.
However, the idea of doing this has entered my mind a few times when I've purchased expensive underwear and if this turns out to be hideously expensive, it shall be considered. :v:
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[QUOTE=breakyourfac;42609004]Fuck that I let a loud one rip in the middle of the ACT[/QUOTE]
You lead a charmed existence, my friend.
real talk why isn't this a widespread technology already
honestly who enjoys smelling farts?
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30$ a pop.. not too bad... I imagine you could sell cheaper "sheets" that you can place between your butt and the underwear that acts like a filter paper for your farts.
[QUOTE=ashxu;42607958][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98GjRN7YG2w[/media][/QUOTE]
He said girls, not whales.
[QUOTE=The golden;42608454]Or just use a buttplug[/QUOTE]
We want something that will let us fart, not something that will fly out when we try to fart.
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