[quote]A man enraged over how his wife cooked his eggs in rural eastern Kentucky shot five people dead with a shotgun before killing himself, a relative of two of the victims said.
Trooper Jody Sims of the Kentucky State Police said 47-year-old Stanley Neace killed five people in two mobile homes around 11:30am on Saturday morning, then went to his home and turned the gun on himself.
Sims said that when state police arrived about an hour after the gunfire began, they heard a single gunshot and found Neace's body on the porch of his home in the mobile home park outside Jackson in Breathitt County.
The county is home to about 16,000 people in the rugged eastern part of the state.[/quote]
Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/7960075/us-shooting-sparked-by-cooking-spat[/url]
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He didn't like his eggs scrambled.
Weren't there already two threads on this?
Wow, that's sort of... really stupid.
"Oh man, a breakfast that isn't exactly how I want it. I best go kill a few people now."
Charlie and the Choco[I]late[/I] Factory is a good movie, wouldn't you agree?
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It's my job to make bad jokes :saddowns:
[QUOTE=J4censolo;24774470]Charlie and the Choco[i]late[/i] Factory is a good movie, wouldn't you agree?[/QUOTE]
Did I just witness the worst and most unrelated pun EVER made in the history of everything?
Seriously, that should get you a ban for that.
He was one step closer till he was about to break
[QUOTE=Kert97;24774508]Did I just witness the worst and most unrelated pun EVER made in the history of everything?
Seriously, that should get you a ban.[/QUOTE]
Oh well.
Your dipping your crackers in latesauce.
That's probably not the only reason he did it.
Sounds like he just cracked.
[QUOTE=DrumStick;24774510]He was one step closer till he was about to break[/QUOTE]
I think this one should be framed and hung on my wall.
[I][B]"I just wanted a breakfast."
[/B][/I][IMG]http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/fallingdown2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=J4censolo;24774470]Charlie and the Choco[I]late[/I] Factory is a good movie, wouldn't you agree?
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It's my job to make bad jokes :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
:frog:
Guess he wasnt a fan of sunny side up.
They turned up an hour after it happened? Jesus.
he totally egged those people right there.
[QUOTE=J4censolo;24774470]Charlie and the Choco[I]late[/I] Factory is a good movie, wouldn't you agree?
[b]Edit:[/b]
It's my job to make bad jokes :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
You deserve a raise.
What a bad egg.
[QUOTE=Phoenix Ashes;24775883]he totally egged those people right there.[/QUOTE]
That was easily the worst pun I've ever had the misfortune to witness.
I mean that was like witnessing a crucifixion, that was just painful to be around.
Everyone making puns are counting their chickens before they've hatched.
[QUOTE=bravehat;24775960]That was easily the worst pun I've ever had the misfortune to witness.
I mean that was like witnessing a crucifixion, that was just painful to be around.
Everyone making puns are counting their chickens before they've hatched.[/QUOTE]
it's standard procedure for me to take any noun that is of relevance to the topic at hand and turn it into a verb.
it works half the time.
I guess this wasn't one of them...
I can't imagine any scenario it would work, probably a better idea to stop :colbert:
Well, in order to make an omelet you have to break a couple of eggs, so I guess he was just making an omelet.
What a silly sausage.
[QUOTE=J4censolo;24774470]Charlie and the Choco[I]late[/I] Factory is a good movie, wouldn't you agree?
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It's my job to make bad jokes :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Jesus I thought I was bad
How dare you steal my crown you bastard
Oh man, this is tragic and fucked up, but I laughed at the absurdity of it all.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc[/media]
I think he just wanted an excuse to go on a rampage. Seriously, WHO GOES POSTAL OVER EGGS?
:rolleyes:
Eggs and rednecks, amirite?
[QUOTE=Vinze;24791492]:rolleyes:
Eggs and rednecks, amirite?[/QUOTE]
Rednecks and shooting shit, amirite
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3SEBA-9nU[/media]
...Jokes aside, this is pretty fucked up.
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