[release]Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with this dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?
Every once in a while you hear a story of human sexual deviance so extremely left of centre that it literally blows your mind. It’s even more disturbing when you're there at the source, and can see the corroborating evidence for yourself.
One of my best mates from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.
A few weeks ago, he's standing behind the bar when a guy comes up to him looking rather concerned.
– “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”
– “I'm sorry?” my mate replies.
– “Not just an eyeball, but like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.”
So the guy convinces him to let them have a look to put his mind at ease.
They both go to the toilets to check on the two adjoining rooms. As they go through the first door, they discover that the place is pretty much flooded with urine. My mate comments to the guy that obviously this is not usual.
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Things get stranger still when they get to the door to the second back room, which is a fire exit and should be unlocked – it isn’t.
My friend gets his keys out to unlock the door, and as he begins doing so, a frantic scuffle begins behind the door.
As he attempts to push it open, the handle is ripped out of his hand and a dude comes charging out of the room, soaked head to toe in piss.
He charges both my friend and the customer (who are too shocked to react) out of the way, screaming, “I didn’t do anything!” as he goes.
By the time they regain their sense of reality, the guy has made his escape, leaving them to assess the scene of abject depravity he's left in his wake.
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The plumbing for the urinal had been carefully removed and put to one side, leaving a hole in the masonry big enough for a head and shoulders to squeeze in. Tissue paper had been laid on the exposed brick-work to provide a comfortable head rest for what seemed to be a lengthy session of being pissed on. By men. In secret. In a pub belonging to pretty much the biggest pub chain in Britain. Oh, and did I mention the snorkel?
The police are called. Forensics scour the scene but no fingerprints can be found owing to the copious amounts of wee on every single surface.
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I was told this story whilst incredibly stoned. I was utterly incredulous. I was even more incredulous when he showed me pictures of this makeshift piss dungeon on his phone, taken moments after the incident.
He said he was pretty disturbed by the fact that he had seen this utterly normal-looking middle-aged man at his lowest ebb. He had obviously done a recce on the place and put a fair amount of planning into finding, and locking himself into this room. All without arousing the suspicions of staff or punters before it was way too late.
There you go, then. Next time you go for a pee in a urinal, or anywhere for that matter, just remember that someone could be mere feet away bathing in your waste fluids.
Thirsty for more piss? Why not check out our guide to urinal etiquette so you don't end up getting beaten up with your pants down.
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First time making one of these so don't get pissed at me.
Well, I bet the owner is pretty pissed about this
Well, I'd be a wee bit pissed at someone doing that to my toilets.
I read the whole thing, and I'm like
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/30693265/Reaction/dafuq.jpg[/IMG]
What would it be if someone was gonna take a shit?
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What in the world...
That is disturbing as fuck.
[QUOTE=Appolox;35118673]I read the whole thing, and I'm like
What would it be if someone was gonna take a shit?[/QUOTE]
well it's at a bar so it would of probably eventually happened
what the fuck did I just read?
Probably one of the more entertaining things I've read in a while.
Jesus god how gross
His name is Peter Ian Staker
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcSg6dAZ03w[/media]
P.I Staker
PIS taker
Eww
[QUOTE=Appolox;35118673]
What would it be if someone was gonna take a shit?[/QUOTE]
They were urinals, not toilets.
[QUOTE=Appolox;35118673]I read the whole thing, and I'm like
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What would it be if someone was gonna take a shit?[/QUOTE]
Normal people don't shit in a urinal, I mean I don't know about places near you but people tend to use a urinal for urinating as its name suggests.
[QUOTE=Cushie;35118725]They were urinals, not toilets.[/QUOTE]
I shit in the urinals
That's just... there are no words to describe the levels of "what the fuck" I am feeling at the moment. At first I thought the guy was trapped there by some sick psycho, but then I realised that the guy was doing it of his own free will, getting some sort of rise out of being in piss.
Seriously, I know some people are strange, but that boy just ain't right. Not in the slightest.
I find it quite impressive he managed all that without [b]anybody noticing[/b].
This reminds me of that guy swimming around in a septic tank.
[QUOTE=Cushie;35118725]They were urinals, not toilets.[/QUOTE]
People who get drunk do weird shit sometimes, don't tell me you never were in a pub and saw a log in the urinal.
This is what I expect the people in the Deviant Art thread do for fun
"How about I take you to a club where they piss on each other..."
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;35118806]I find it quite impressive he managed all that without [b]anybody noticing[/b].[/QUOTE]
Yeah well. He kinda didn't since he was noticed.. y'know.
"Piss dungeon" brought this to mind
[img]http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20111118-pissworld.png[/img]
I wonder what his train of thought was.
"You know what would be cool today? [I]Being pissed on through a hole in a urinal![/I]"
For a moment I thought 'okay, a piss dungeon, I don't really see the harm in that if everything's consensual' until I read the article.
Somehow I find this both disgusting, hilarious and incredibly crafty.
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