• Why settle for seranwrap? Exploit allows toilets in japan to be pranked wirelessly via Bluetooth.
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[quote]Imagine, if you will, that you've just checked in to a hotel in Tokyo for an extended vacation. Weary from the long train and cab rides from the airport, you make use of the bathroom, noting the famously futuristic facilities adorning the electronic toilet. As you take care of business, you hear a laughing, sniggering sound from the other side of the wall - clearly someone in the next room is having a good time. All of a sudden, you are having a very bad time indeed, as a jet of water unexpectedly invades your nether regions. A peal of laughter erupts from the other room, just as the eruption in the toilet ceases.[/quote] [url=http://www.androidpolice.com/2013/08/03/android-bluetooth-exploit-for-japanese-toilet-brings-new-meaning-to-the-word-vulnerability/]Source[/url]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2cGIh7K.jpg[/img] I made this in like 5 minutes
sounds like one of those weird first-person adventure stories that may or may not include intercourse
[QUOTE=Arthamus;41728695]sounds like one of those weird first-person adventure stories that may or may not include intercourse[/QUOTE] ...what?
So why the fuck is the toilet online?
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;41728755]So why the fuck is the toilet online?[/QUOTE] How else am I supposed to access the Toilet Network?
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;41728755]So why the fuck is the toilet online?[/QUOTE] firmware updates
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;41728781]firmware updates[/QUOTE] [I]Software[/I] updates
[I]Not even our toilets are safe[/I]
Cylons in your toilets, shutting down your flush functions.
[QUOTE]Some models do have water temperature controls, as well as strength.[/QUOTE] uh oh
afaik its just bluetooth and they all have a set pin per toilet, but(t) they also all have 0000 enabled as a pin therefore download companion app, connect to toilet, 0000, spray water at people's penises
this is why bidets terrify me i always expect them to revolt against their human overlords and go all super soaker on my exposed asshole
[QUOTE=Sally;41728881]uh oh[/QUOTE] All I can think about is the toilets that spray-water to clean your ass. Adding scolding water and almost car-wash pressure to the spray. Ow.
The batteries for the control in my bidet died. Jokes on you! (I can't wash my butt anymore :( )
Make the lid cleanup turn on mid-poop, start uncontrollably spinning around.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;41728781]firmware updates[/QUOTE] I wonder what os they run on
[QUOTE=ief014;41729352]I wonder what os they run on[/QUOTE] Embedded Linux, more than likely.
[quote]you hear a laughing, sniggering sound from the other side of the wall - clearly someone in the next room is having a good time.[/quote] That's all I need to know.
I wonder if you'll be able to do this in Watch Dogs.
they're monitoring the floo network or poo network, maybe whatever
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;41729367]Embedded Linux, more than likely.[/QUOTE] Mac too [video=youtube;Ph79vPIiWbM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph79vPIiWbM[/video]
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