There's this guy that owns an appartment building close to my house and he's been annoying me and my friends since we were toddlers. When I was 6 or 7 he almost called the cops on me for sitting on "his wall" which is just a wall that devides my yard from his parking lot, and I had every right to sit on it. Also, he called the cops on me one time for "disturbing the peace" by practicing my trumpet with the window open. He does a lot of other crap too. Me and my friends are planning on annoying the sh*t out of him this summer and we need ideas.
Look at him funny.
For hours.
You sound like an annoying little brat that harrasses old people.
[QUOTE=bugfix;22045713]You sound like an annoying little brat that harrasses old people.[/QUOTE]
He is
Steal his false teeth, cover his house in poop......have some imagination dude. Just don't do anything that will cause permanent damage. He could sue ya then.
How about you grow up instead.
Ask him if he needs help, does his shopping, bring him his medication
Cut his break lines. That'll teach him a lesson.
God damn Whippersnappers!
Rspe him.
That will wipe the smile off his smug face.
Or maybe it'll make him smile even more...it's always a risk.
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Fuck, bad spelling. [B]Rape[/B].
Be justin bieber.
Unless it's a gay grumpy old man.
[QUOTE=littleangel1928;22045700] Also, he called the cops on me one time for "disturbing the peace" by practicing my trumpet with the window open. [/QUOTE]
uh i would call the cops on you too if you were practicing your trumpet in front of an open window
Leave him alone.
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Asshole
Pee on his car door, scratch his car, shit on his car, shit on his yard, pee on his door, shit on his door.
Tell him that you have joined Little Vietcongers.
Sounds like you already are annoying him.
Just, forget it?
How would you like it if you were old and fragile.
Only prank him once and let that satisfy your urge for payback
Fucking 12 years olds.
play trumpet really badly out of an open window
oh wait
shit in a bag
mix with various stinky shit
put in a grill tray
knock on his door
wait for a sign he's in and coming to the door
light it up, set it down
run like fuck
I had an old man that lives a floor under me, sued my family twice for "noise complaints" I wanted to make his life miserable but then I realized that his life was already miserable. Just watch, laugh at him and enjoy the show. so what if the cops show up, unless you were doing something wrong just tell them that a cunty old man is fucking with you
[QUOTE=Fourfingers;22046215]I had an old man that lives a floor under me, sued my family twice for "noise complaints" i wanted to make his life misrible but then i realized that his life was already mistrible. just watch, laugh at him and enjoy the show. so what if the cops show up, unless you were doing something wrong just tell them that a cunty old man is fucking with you[/QUOTE]
Miserable*
get on his lawn
or throw a VERY large water balloon through his window
then run like fuck
Get the fuck off his wall and leave him alone.
Have a drink with him (or lunch), talk it out like a decent person.
[QUOTE=:smug:;22045842]Rspe him.
That will wipe the smile off his smug face.
Or maybe it'll make him smile even more...it's always a risk.[/QUOTE]
Yeah! Rspe him good!
You'll need to rspe him.
[QUOTE=:smug:;22045842]Rspe him.
That will wipe the smile off his smug face.
Or maybe it'll make him smile even more...it's always a risk.[/QUOTE]
RSTLE him? This isn't Jeopardy.
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