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Title says it all. Why in horror movies is the scary monster never black?
Because racism Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't know, go see a doctor. Why does a cow moo?
Because it will be weird if it said MEOW! Why does we exist?
Too further prove our worth and live to our fullest, which no one takes fucking seriously. Who's your favorite video game character?
Nicko. From GTA IV. Wheres your avatar from?
A S.T.A.L.K.E.R comic I was reading. Who was phone?
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU- When will I get my new cat?
When you stop dreaming about your mum. Why did jesus weep?
Because he accidentally stabbed his toe with a nail while building a house. Why so serious?
Love that one. Erhm, why not? How can the bible be true, when the world have existed more than 2000 years? (Bible says 2000 years)
Because it's a lie. Gentlemen?
Ladies. Ice Ice....?
My drink is cold, I need some. Why do people base beliefs on books?
Because people can't read. Why did Facepunch exist.?
Because of Gmod. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Dunno lul V:v:V How do I stop babby from forming?
You comdom use. How do I stop my chin weeping.
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Circumscisions? wut.. Why did Marley shoot the sheriff?
At least he didn't shoot the deputy! Why do you like Facepunch?
Because there's always a massive number of people online to talk to. Before the fire was explored, how did the cavemen then enlighten their cigarettes?
With fire WHY AM I SUCH A BADASS??
^ late? You're not. Why all these questions?
Because sometimes things aren't that clear. Will I go to bed now?
I know I am. Will you go to bed now?
No way, man. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
She's a ho? If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest, and no one is around to hear it, who shot JFK?
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Because I got high. Would you fuck Madonna?
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