• So I brought this bottle of alcohol and I need some help
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How the hell do I drink this [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/E9DXkBU.png[/IMG]
1: Remove cap 2: Place neck of bottle in mouth 3: Tip bottle so fluid enters mouth 4: Swallow fluid
Either take shots out of the bottle cap, or dilute strongly. I've had 96% potato vodka. You don't want more than a capful at once.
I'd suggest either REALLY small shots, or you mix it up with something other of a strong taste. Either way I don't think this will taste healthy anyway, no matter what you chose. Enjoy death.
Like any other beverage I would assume. Doesn't look to be in a solid or gaseous form so there shouldn't be any problems.
Mix it with piss if you get what I mean Bear Grylls.
If you don't want it, mail it to me. I'm a booze fiend.
burn it
Shots. Lots of shots.
take advice from your friend bear and administer through enema
Rub it on your arm and then vaccinate yourself against whatever may ill you.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;45670585]1: Remove cap 2: Place neck of bottle in mouth 3: Tip bottle so fluid enters mouth 4: Swallow fluid[/QUOTE] 5. Die?
[QUOTE=Sylerr;45670644]5. Die?[/QUOTE] Inevitably
I had 100% ethanol once. It was awful. Use it with a mixer. Don't drink it on its own.
So just throw some 7-up (or something) in a cup and throw a little bit of this in
[QUOTE=Sylerr;45670929]So just throw some 7-up (or something) in a cup and throw a little bit of this in[/QUOTE] My suggestion would be something like Orange juice. That stuff tends to mix the flavour good enough. 7-up or coke are good aswell though.
[QUOTE=Camper99;45670960]My suggestion would be something like Orange juice. That stuff tends to mix the flavour good enough. 7-up or coke are good aswell though.[/QUOTE] Orange juice would turn it into something similar to a screwdriver, if I have it right.
I'd say add a wee drip into a cup of miscellaneous soft drink, mix in with a swizzle-stick, and see where it goes from there. Maybe add a bit of cranberry too, since apparently cranberry goes well with vodka.
take small as hell shots, smaller than the cap itself, and dilute. That shit is going to taste like medicine btw
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45670975]Orange juice would turn it into something similar to a screwdriver, if I have it right.[/QUOTE] yeah, though most screwdrivers is like 1-2 parts vodka 3 parts juice, with that shit I suggest like 5 or 6 parts juice at least per part vodka :v:
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45670975]Orange juice would turn it into something similar to a screwdriver, if I have it right.[/QUOTE] Death/Hangover comes with the most badass names. :v:
[QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;45670594]Like any other beverage I would assume. Doesn't look to be in a solid or gaseous form so there shouldn't be any problems.[/QUOTE] it's 96% alcohol, terrible advice
Break it on your nemesis head, swallow the flying liquid, then kill him with your beautiful weapon.
since its nearly 100% ethanol you should use it in half of tablespoons and mix it in cocktails
I wanna see if milk and cookies would go good with that
I don't think that's for drinking so much as for keeping in your glovebox in case you run out of gas. Also, I've got a feeling you meant 'bought' not 'brought'. Just to be that guy.
roll it up in a dollar bill and light it on fire
dip a tampon in it and shove it in your bumbum
1:1 screwdrivers. Alternatively, if you're hosting a party, make some jungle juice and dump a whole bottle in, or drink it out of a coffee mug alone in a poorly lit hotel room.
Put it in a freezer until the consistency is a little bit less than water. Obviously it won't completely freeze.
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