I went to see Avatar with a friend, and when I got back I found that my gmod had been closed, I had left it open. So someone had obviously been on my computer :frown:
I forgot to lock it :eng99:
I come back, and say to my mum "Who's been touching my computer?", apparently she wanted to look in my history...
Right before I left to go to the film I'd been fapping to lesbian pronz :geno:
Any halp in case she says anything? :buttertroll:
Tell her you're a lesbian.
edit: Wow, didn't expect this many agrees.
Fap to more porn. its the only way.
[QUOTE=The Rifleman;19805430]Tell her you're a lesbian.[/QUOTE]
Guys can't be lesbian..?
Tell her to watch it with you
she was just looking for the source, dont worry
Its completely normal to fap.
Just don't do it with your mom.
Your family respects your privacy a lot then, I see.
"If it makes you proud of me, I came 6 feet in the air at least"
tell her you are a scientist and you are studying same-sex sex ok
Just tell her to fuck off and respect your privacy. Go on her computer and criticize her for anything she has on there that deviates from the norm.
Also clear your damn history or use private browsing which doesn't collect cookies or keeps history.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;19805505]
Also clear your damn history or use private browsing which doesn't collect cookies or keeps history.[/QUOTE]
But then I have trouble finding things I don't bookmark :geno:
Tell her it was a link from FP.
Tell her that masturbating is cheaper than smoking pot.
Tell her you didn't know what a vagina was. So you searched "Hardcore lesbians tongue fuck each others cunts". If she asks you how that relates to the fact of you not knowing what a vagina is, start breaking down. Give a sad excuse of how the guys bully you at school and how the girls laugh at your unmanliness.
So was the porn any good?
[QUOTE=healthpoint;19805566]So was the porn any good?[/QUOTE]
that''s not the point
At least she didn't give you the "you're going to hell speech" like my mom used to give me.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805582]that''s not the point[/QUOTE]
Oh I believe it is.
Should have deleted your history.
[url]http://www.google.com/chrome[/url]
It's got incognito windows you can use.
(Also don't leave porn in your history.)
Do you leave your computer on while you're out? Think of the power costs!
Who gave me bad spelling, what did I do wrong this time.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;19805582]that''s not the point[/QUOTE]
It totally is.
Now tell me more about the lesbians.
Wow, I'd flip a shit if someone messed with my computer if I was out.
[editline]08:55PM[/editline]
Also, link please
Just admit that you watch it and tell her that at least she knows you're straight now.
I have the same problem. Except it's my little brother looking at my history and every once in a while he's like "I know you look at porn". He's acting like it's a big deal or something.
i want to see that porn, sir
[editline]09:00PM[/editline]
please hand it over to me
Ask your mom "Why you creepin on my history bitch."
[QUOTE=Howlthrug;19805691]Who gave me bad spelling, what did I do wrong this time.[/QUOTE]
I didn't give you bad spelling, but I'm guessing it's because you used "of" instead of "have"
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