• I came while dining with my family
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Here's the full story : Right before dinner, like 10 minutes, I decided fuck it and started beating it furiously as no one was upstairs. I finish and clean my shit. I look up at the clock and see it's eat food time. I come downstairs like the happy man I am and oh boy it's my favorite food. I sit down and just eat. Then, my cock starts erecting. It's now fully erect. I'm like, "what the fuck" My meat starts to get harder I just fucking ejaculate there doing a PokerFace while my pants are dripping with my cum. I could smell it. But could they ? So Facepunch, do you think they knew ?
I think you might be gay If they know it they might ever bring it up, ever, so you're probably fine. Like jesus how do you even bring it up "So... son, I smelled your cum at the dinner table"
Do they know at least I don't want the its fine to masturbate speech
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I wouldn't expect anything less from ChickenLegGuy. Keep reaching wonderful highs of masturbatory ecstasy and return with more tales of your adventures into the unknown.
how did you possibly fap in such quick succession based off your story you fapped once in the bathroom, once more down the stairs and then again at the dinner table, all in the span of like 15 minutes?
[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;45214440] I could smell it. But could they ? [/QUOTE] Fucking yes. Unless you threw a fucking febreze grenade right in their fucking face at the same time then of course they smelt it. That shit is strong
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;45214502]how did you possibly fap in such quick succession based off your story you fapped once in the bathroom, once more down the stairs and then again at the dinner table, all in the span of like 15 minutes?[/QUOTE] Nonono I did a quick fap 10 minutes before dinner
were you eating a sausage
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;45214502]how did you possibly fap in such quick succession based off your story you fapped once in the bathroom, once more down the stairs and then again at the dinner table, all in the span of like 15 minutes?[/QUOTE] Apparently if you grab a certain part of your dick in a certain way you can orgasm multiple times You could tell them that you were drinking bleach and spilt it or something maybe
that's still a pretty short time span between faps ever heard of refractory periods?
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45214520]Apparently if you grab a certain part of your dick in a certain way you can orgasm multiple times You could tell them that you were drinking bleach and spilt it or something maybe[/QUOTE] I can attest to this.
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;45214524]that's still a pretty short time span between faps ever heard of refractory periods?[/QUOTE] If that's similar to the female period then I don't want to know about my penis bleeding thank you very much
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;45214531]I can attest to this.[/QUOTE] the bleach thing or the grabby thing
What exactly was for dinner???
Guys I fapped 10 minutes before dinner. A normal fap. Not a 1 hour lotion orgasm
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;45214537]If that's similar to the female period then I don't want to know about my penis bleeding thank you very much[/QUOTE] It's the amount of time it takes for you to be able to orgasm again after doing so a first time. It's why your dick is especially sensitive right after orgasm.
I'm calling BS on this.
[QUOTE=Flapjacks;45214551]What exactly was for dinner???[/QUOTE] Sounds like a food orgy to me
They stuck aphrodisiacs in your dinner your family is incestuous sorry pal [editline]26th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=thelurker1234;45214546]the bleach thing or the grabby thing[/QUOTE] both
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