So I was just sitting around in Bio after the class's seating chart was moved around. The two guys I was placed between were friends and they were talking. They happened to mention the Half-Life shirt I was wearing yesterday and began talking about Half-Life 2. I am an avid gamer and fan of the series, so of course I got into conversing with them on the topic.
The first thing they talked about was how long Half-Life 2 was. I mean, they literally complained about it being so long; one of the guy's said "When <name> was sleeping over my house, I went to bed when he started playing it and when he woke up, he was still playing it." I just rolled my eyes. Obviously these three people were dumbasses. As if this wasn't bad enough, one of them went on to say "Dude, did you know there are two more games? They're called episodes. As if the game couldn't get any longer." I fucking wanted to tell them how stupid they were saying something as stupid as that, especially in front of someone like me.
Onto Portal, one of them was talking about how he had to enlist his friend to beat Portal because it was [b]too hard[/b]. After hearing this, I just wanted to cry; how do people so stupid get their hands on amazing games like those in the Half-Life series?
Anyway, I've learned a lesson from all this: If the "cool kids" start talking about video games, look the walk the other way.
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I realize I spelled occurrence wrong in the title. Sorry. This wouldn't happen if they had fucking Google Chrome on school computers instead of shitty Firefox or Safari.
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They also only owned it for Xbox. When I asked them if they had it for PC, they said it would slow down their computers too much.
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Rip their hearts out because they are wrong
This just in: People like different things.
Stop the fucking presses.
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;17707456]I realize I spelled occurrence wrong in the title. Sorry. This wouldn't happen if they had fucking Google Chrome on school computers instead of shitty Firefox or Safari.[/QUOTE]
maybe you wouldnt have spelled it wrong if you payed attention in school instead of complaining about video games
All of my friends like games and half life. And a lot of the people at my school do.. I even noticed my maths teacher (who thought he had the projector on pause) closed a steam window on the task bar the other day.
Also don't blame browsers for your bad spelling.
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;17707456] So I was just sitting around in Bio after the class's seating chart was moved around. The two guys I was placed between were friends and they were talking. They happened to mention [b]the Half-Life shirt I was wearing yesterday[/b] and began talking about Half-Life 2. I am an avid gamer and fan of the series, so of course I got into conversing with them on the topic.
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not exactly rolling with the ladies are we?
You didn't think that portal was hard, fuck you should join Mensa...
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;17707456]I realize I spelled occurrence wrong in the title. Sorry. This wouldn't happen if they had fucking Google Chrome on school computers instead of shitty Firefox or Safari.[/QUOTE]
You make me sad
Especially because Firefox has spell checker and you can't seem to see the red lines. Monochrome monitors?
I have met several people who have the orange box and gmod at school so far :3
FF has a spell check on it, bruh.
this just in: op has no friends; he lied
Dear diary, some kids said portal was too hard. My life is becoming the blackest black ever portrayed. I want to inject novocaine into my heart to numb the pain. Humanity is slipping into a dark grotesque corridor from where it will never return.
You think THAT'S bad?
I found out theres a furry in my college class. In English, we was talking about personification in descriptive writing, and this really fat, longhaired teenager said to the teacher "So is personification like anthropomorphicism?"
I facetabled so hard, the girl sitting next to me thought I fainted.
The fact that you made this thread makes me sad.
So some people like different things to you, big deal.
[QUOTE=Grayron;17707596]maybe you wouldnt have spelled it wrong if you payed attention in school instead of complaining about video games[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
Well, every person is different. You can't discuss about taste.
[QUOTE=PQNY;17707798]You think THAT'S bad?
I found out theres a furry in my college class. In English, we was talking about personification in descriptive writing, and this really fat, longhaired teenager said to the teacher "So is personification like anthropomorphicism?"
I facetabled so hard, the girl sitting next to me thought I fainted.[/QUOTE]
I learn about anthropomorphism in college in psychology, in case you haven't realised it means giving animals humans characteristics, it doesn't mean you fuck animals or like watching animals fuck animals or half human half animal fuck another half human half animal.
[QUOTE=Ubercharged;17707660]You didn't think that portal was hard, fuck you should join Mensa...[/QUOTE]:suicide:
[QUOTE=Anthrax713;17708191]I learn about anthropomorphism in college in psychology, in case you haven't realised it means giving animals humans characteristics, it doesn't mean you fuck animals or like watching animals fuck animals or half human half animal fuck another half human half animal.[/QUOTE]
He was making a joke. And so are you.
Except that yours is not even nearly as funny and much more out of place.
I guess you don't learn about making appropriate jokes in college
[QUOTE=Murkrow;17708254]appropriate jokes in college[/QUOTE]
In junior high, perhaps.
[QUOTE=PQNY;17707798]You think THAT'S bad?
I found out theres a furry in my college class. In English, we was talking about personification in descriptive writing, and this really fat, longhaired teenager said to the teacher "So is personification like anthropomorphicism?"
I facetabled so hard, the girl sitting next to me thought I fainted.[/QUOTE]
I facetabled once
it hurt
Big deal? So a couple of people find video games long/hard. Not everyone likes long, vaguely tricky video games, in the same way not everyone likes [i]The Brothers Karamazov[/i].
Once, of my pals and I were discussing Freud's theory of psychosexual development when someone overheard and started shouting at us that we shouldn't want to do babies up the butt. :saddowns: That's something you can complain about, because it shows actual ignorance on the part of the person (and also we'd passed the anal stage in conversation ages ago, it was just because they heard the phrases "baby" and "sex")
[QUOTE=Anthrax713;17708191]I learn about anthropomorphism in college in psychology, in case you haven't realised it means giving animals humans characteristics, it doesn't mean you fuck animals or like watching animals fuck animals or half human half animal fuck another half human half animal.[/QUOTE]
I'm fairly sure he knows what it means, it's not a very difficult word.
The point he was making was that personification is an even easier word, and someone got confused/wasn't listening and so drew a really stupid comparison.
[QUOTE=Splurgy;17708326]Big deal? So a couple of people find video games long/hard. Not everyone likes long, vaguely tricky video games, in the same way not everyone likes [i]The Brothers Karamazov[/i].
Once, of my pals and I were discussing Freud's theory of psychosexual development when someone overheard and started shouting at us that we shouldn't want to do babies up the butt. :saddowns: That's something you can complain about, because it shows actual ignorance on the part of the person (and also we'd passed the anal stage in conversation ages ago, it was just because they heard the phrases "baby" and "sex")
I'm fairly sure he knows what it means, it's not a very difficult word.
The point he was making was that personification is an even easier word, and someone got confused/wasn't listening and so drew a really stupid comparison.[/QUOTE]
why were you even discussing doing babies up the butt
this thread is dumb because noone cares that you wear boring t-shirts
you make me sad
I make you sad
I got my phone and keys chavved, but wow its so bad to hear that people dont understand games the way do
Thread erputs into a shitstorm
I'm happy I got my funnies
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;17708576]Thread erputs into a shitstorm
I'm happy I got my funnies[/QUOTE]
Now everyone's gone back up the page to change them to dumbs.
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;17707456]I realize I spelled occurrence wrong in the title. Sorry. [b]This wouldn't happen if they had fucking Google Chrome on school computers instead of shitty Firefox or Safari.[/b][/QUOTE]
Or maybe if you knew how to spell, or double check yourself.
These people are sad pussies who probably find WoW "cool". Half life takes like, 30 hours to complete if your not mentally retarded.
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