• Urban Dictionary Definitions
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There are two ways of going about this thread: 1. Find a word / set of words & definitions that you already heard of before and like, and post a link to their respective definition pages. 2. go to [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/"]http://www.urbandictionary.com/[/URL] and click on "random" infront of the alphabet at the top of the page, then post the page that you are brought to. Enjoy! [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=disasturbation"]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=disasturbation[/URL]
hot carl: when you put plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on it
enthuselastic : A feeling of great enthusiasm derived from witnessing bouncy things In the preview for Click, Adam Sandler gets enthuselastic about a passing jogger
[B]spunk[/B] Spirit; pluck. Considering it is also a vulgar term for semen, it is rarely used in its normal form due to the obviously easy possibility to misinterpret it. [I]"That athlete shows a lot of spunk on the soccer field" "What?!" "He shows a lot of spirit and determination" "Oh."[/I]
[b]Georgia Hot Pocket[/b] the act of puking in a womans pussy and then fucking it. She was so drunk she asked for a Georgia Hot Pocket
[B]Captain Neptune [/B] This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick. [I]Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.[/I] uh...
Twitch noob: A twitch noob is a competitive gamer that bashes Team Fortress 2 public server players, and boasts about how 6 vs 6 (aka Twitch Fortress 2) is much better. These players complain about how they keep getting owned by Heavies, Pyros, Spys and Engineers, and ask for nerfs of these classes on Steam forums. When their obviously just noobs who refuse to adapt too Team Fortress 2's intended gameplay. Bobby thought he would own everyone when he played sniper in Team Fortress 2, but found out that he is a twitch noob.
[U][B]Phutt[/B][/U] [quote] The act of pissing on a girls butthole then you put your head aproximately 6 inches from her anus. Then she feels the urge to fart, your piss is realsed back onto your face making a wonderful golden shower of love. [I]Damn last night i pissed dat niggas buthole and den dat bitch farted that shit back on my face.[/I] [/quote] [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phutt"]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phutt[/URL]
[quote] Facepunch 39 up, 98 down buy facepunch mugs, tshirts and magnets A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where: -You can get banned for posting the word "the". -You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post. -You can get banned for breathing. -You can get banned for thinking about something. -Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.[/quote] :cawg:
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