Oh God I think my brother knows I'm masturbating (bunk beds)
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I'm making pat-pat sounds and grunting a lot. I think my brother is asleep, but his iPod isn't on his dresser and I hear tapping.
I think I'm going to fap really fucking loud to see if he's awake. Other suggestions?
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Get him a glass of water.
ahahahah this is so funny
Kill yourself. Just a suggestion.
make a thread about it
Parody threads are against the rules FYI.
Stop wanking
Avoid eye contact with him at breakfast.
He may say something if he gets suspicious.
Parody threads :sigh:
I just finished myself off, and now it sounds like he's laughing a little bit. Oh god I think he posted about it on facepunch...
Check for anything that may have been moved in the room when you get back from flushing the toilet paper/throwing away the rag
So.... Many.... Threads.......
ABOUT MASTERBATEING
what toilet paper/rag? i'm only 10, I can't make man juice yet...
[QUOTE=Best4bond;21418858]So.... Many.... Threads.......
ABOUT MASTERBATEING[/QUOTE]
i dont like you, all of your posts are shit
Those pat-pat sounds will haunt me forever.
[QUOTE=ricktrolled;21418917]i dont like you, all of your posts are shit[/QUOTE]
am i cool
[QUOTE=Kiefus;21418923]am i cool[/QUOTE]
parody threads are against the rules
[QUOTE=ricktrolled;21418936]parody threads are against the rules[/QUOTE]
backseat moderating is too
[QUOTE=Kiefus;21418945]backseat moderating is too[/QUOTE]
how is that backseat moderating
[QUOTE=ricktrolled;21418965]how is that backseat moderating[/QUOTE]
by saying something im doing is against the rules.
[QUOTE=Kiefus;21418970]by saying something im doing is against the rules.[/QUOTE]
no its not
and by your definition you are doing it too
Are you 10?
read the thread
[QUOTE=Kiefus;21418970]by saying something im doing is against the rules.[/QUOTE]
That's more like predicting a ban.
[QUOTE=deathrat;21418989]That's more like predicting a ban.[/QUOTE]
either way we're gonna get eachother banned watch
[QUOTE=deathrat;21418989]That's more like predicting a ban.[/QUOTE]
no it isn't..
[QUOTE=mwg;21418979]Are you 10?[/QUOTE]
maybe
[QUOTE=Kiefus;21418998]either way we're gonna get eachother banned watch[/QUOTE]
saying rules = ban obviously
Parody thread, haven't seen a good one like this in a year or two
[QUOTE=Kiefus;21419002]maybe[/QUOTE]
Well buddy keep at it, try to penetrate through his mattress.
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