• 21-ish birds have flown into my house in the last 8 days. (And fucking counting)
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I really didn't think I'd ever make a thread for something like this... But holy fuck is there anything I can do to deter this? Do I have to fucking paint my windows or something? My bedroom window is now cracked because of this horseshit. Since a couple of days into October I've literally had at least two birds fly into my window daily. On Thursday last week there was 7 in one day. The most recent was about 10 minutes ago. This is random and stupid as fuck but I've never heard anything of the like, my windows are dirty enough to be noticeable I would think but they just keep coming. About 6 or so of them have died, and I'm fucking sick of throwing out bird corpses. Fuck off cunts, die somewhere else.
Make window sized scarecrows and place them on every window that's on your house. Plus they'd look pretty sweet as Halloween decorations, too. [sp]I don't know if they celebrate halloween in Canada though, do they?[/sp]
Jihad birds
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D15HPy4x73g&feature=related[/media]
Why don't you shut your window then.
[QUOTE=Sanitizer;32736733]Why don't you shut your window then.[/QUOTE] Read the OP before posting, not just the title.
Stickers on the windows perhaps?
[QUOTE=postal;32736804]Stickers on the windows perhaps?[/QUOTE] This. Put two yellow stickers on the glass, so it looks like predator eyes
Setup a sniper spot from your window, pick them off before they get to you.
Collect their corpses and throw them at your neighbors.
hang their dead bodies by your window, they won't come by. You'll probably get the cops called on you.
Get as many coat hangers as you can. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5tH_H5aN0[/media]
Throw them at pigs.
1. Gather dead birds 2. Create bird suit from dead bird bodies 3. Work your way up among the ranks of birds 4. World domination [editline]12th October 2011[/editline] 5. Celebrate with icecream
Rent a cat.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32739309]Rent a cat.[/QUOTE] I have a cat. A couple of days ago he was standing on a kitchen chair looking out a window when one of the little fuckers slammed into the kitchen window, he sent that chair flying and ran into the basement. I don't think he's gonna help.
Does anyone in your house have a vagina that reeks of fish? Birds love fish.
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