Post funny freudian slips you have made, a freudian slip is when you say a different word than you meant to say;
For instance, recently there was a funny youtube where an anchorman on a news station said "Keep fucking that chicken!", where he meant to actually say plucking.
I want to fuck bacon.
I was thinking about bacon when I told my friend I wanted to fuck someone
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but you say your mother.
Ah, you beat me to it. Good show.
At the movies:
'Hello, can I have a box of cockporn please?'
I like it in the ass. Saying to a friend i liked it in the shed, and he blurted out ass so i said it too. Was talking about my new shed.
My friend thinks its funny to say my penis is huge, so i interupted him and said nonexistant, and that made him say "my penis doesn't exsist, wait... no..."
DickMonalds
There's one of Bush Sr. doing a speech and he accidentally blurted "...and I like sex". Dick Chaney's eyes went @.@
One time my friend and I were sitting at the lunch table, we had stopped drinking soda the month before.
He says, "Wow, cum doesn't even taste good anymore." and then our entire friend group simultaneously said "WAT?!"
He meant to say coke.
My sister was messing with my mouse as I was using a tablet, and I said, "Stop mind-controlling my telephone!"
I was in the middle of spanish class and I said, "She'll feel so good when she gets there".
I meant, "He would feel awkward when he got there". Thank fucking god the teacher didn't hear me.
I was asking a friend a question but I asked him if he had a small penis by accident. True story.
[QUOTE=DuraFlex;18306301]I want to fuck bacon.[/QUOTE]
"Akon's" Bacon? :D
I saw the news in early morning and the news anchor man was asking the reporter
Paul Eric when did you last have erection
[QUOTE=Drasnus;18306550]At the movies:
'Hello, can I have a box of cockporn please?'[/QUOTE]
You wouldn't believe how many times that's happened to me
i was passing by a ice cream parlor called the "shake pit" and i yelled out WHY DONT WE GO TO THE STAKE SHIT
" I need you to fuck me." Meant to say "help me" and, I said it to a girl.
[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;18313800]" I need you to fuck me." Meant to say "help me" and, I said it to a girl.[/QUOTE]
Haha major laughter. Did it make her happy? :3
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;18309775]There's one of Bush Sr. doing a speech and he accidentally blurted "...and I like sex". Dick Chaney's eyes went @.@[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiPzM98h7NA[/media]
[QUOTE=matty38;18313855]Haha major laughter. Did it make her happy? :3[/QUOTE]
Right it did. She complained to the teacher.
What's a funny freudian nips?
At this national HOSA conference, the opening ceremonies consisted of this girl talking about how we've increased national membership by like 10,000+ people. Instead of saying "I would like to commend you all on your awesome success," she said "I would like to commend you all on your awesome sex."
I shouted out "YOU'RE WELCOME!" except no one but the people around me heard it due to the laughter ringing out throughout the stadium. Shame too.
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