• China tops list of world’s happiest countries (as compiled by North Korea).
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[quote] CHINA HAS BEEN named as the happiest place on Earth according to a comprehensive new index – compiled by the North Korean state news agency. The [URL="http://hken.ibtimes.com/articles/153551/20110528/north-korea-happiness-index-rank-china-top-us-bottom-photos.htm"]Global Happiness Index[/URL], compiled by the official Chosun Central Television channel and picked up by the International Business Times, ranked 203 countries around the world based on various unknown criteria. [B]China scored a perfect 100 on the index, ahead of North Korea itself on 98. Cuba came third on 93, while Iran and Venezuela completed the top 5 with 88 and 85 on the rankings respectively.[/B] Although the station did not give listings for every country, [B]it did mention that South Korea ranked a lowly 152nd on the list, scoring a measly 18 out of 100[/B]. [B]The country with the unhappiest citizens was the “American Empire”, which mustered just 3 points out of 100 based on the survey’s criteria.[/B] Requests from [I]TheJournal.ie[/I] to the station seeking a full version of the list, so that Ireland’s standings could be discovered, had not been answered at the time of publication.[/quote] [URL="http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/china-tops-list-of-worlds-happiest-countries-as-compiled-by-north-korea-146653-May2011/"]Source[/URL] Who knew??! :v:
This is obvious. I say this while currently slitting my wrists from depression.
Best Korea is Happiest Korea obeying the Great Leader makes me happy
Not bad, at least US still got a 3.
Yeah, when people are trying to kill themselves by throwing themselves off the balconies of their workplaces you just KNOW they're happy.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;30159603]at least US still got a 3.[/QUOTE] Too high. Well, that's not what all my neighbors said as they jumped to their deaths from the Empire State.
How did they even compile this? Like, did they just pull points out of their ass or what?
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;30159645]How did they even compile this? Like, did they just pull points out of their ass or what?[/QUOTE] Duh
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;30159603]Not bad, at least US still got a 3.[/QUOTE] It said the American Empire, not the United States of America. Maybe there's an American Empire hidden somewhere beneath our noses. We need to dig deeper.
Living in China is not bad unless you rise up against the government. Same for everywhere but we westerners are fat lazy fucks so we are not able to make any kind of threat against the government.
I believe this study is completely unbiased. Totally 100%.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;30159666]It said the American Empire, not the United States of America. Maybe there's an American Empire hidden somewhere beneath our noses. We need to dig deeper.[/QUOTE] Fuck, we combined with Canada and Mexico when I wasn't looking.
I can't wait to get out of this hellish american empire and defect to north korea
[QUOTE=Falchion;30159887]Living in China is not bad unless you rise up against the government. Same for everywhere but we westerners are fat lazy fucks so we are not able to make any kind of threat against the government.[/QUOTE] I guess those protests in Wisconsin or against the Vietnam or Iraq Wars show that Americans are just 'lazy fucks'?
I wonder what they ranked Australia at
[img]http://cdn.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/05/27/105546-south-korean-christian-yoo-dae-sung-holds-photos-of-what-he-says-are-s.jpg[/img] Super happy.
But hey, at least even Chinese civilians acknowledge that this survey is complete horseshit.
I think those clowns in Korea got those numbers all mixed up. Everyone knows North Korea is the happiest country in the world. Thats why people don't eat all that much, and turn off all their lights at night. Because they're happy.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;30160114]I think those clowns in Korea got those numbers all mixed up. Everyone knows North Korea is the happiest country in the world. Thats why people don't eat all that much, and turn off all their lights at night. Because they're happy.[/QUOTE] They don't need food, they sustain themselves on happiness.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;30159666]It said the American Empire, not the United States of America. Maybe there's an American Empire hidden somewhere beneath our noses. We need to dig deeper.[/QUOTE] Go Deeper... yada yahda...
[QUOTE=Superstormj;30160276]Go Deeper... yada yahda...[/QUOTE] It's like a United States of America...within North America!!
Hey, I think they missed Libya at 6th.
North Korea is hemorrhaging credibility faster than a drugged-up film star. It can't build computers, nuclear weapons, ICBMs, nor can it feed its people.
Glad I live in Arizona, my entire neighborhood is planning to jump into the Grand Canyon later this week :v:
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;30159666]It said the American Empire, not the United States of America. Maybe there's an American Empire hidden somewhere beneath our noses. We need to dig deeper.[/QUOTE] [b]I N C E P T I O N[/b]
[QUOTE=ChristopherB;30160930]North Korea is hemorrhaging credibility faster than a drugged-up film star. It can't build computers, nuclear weapons, ICBMs, nor can it feed its people.[/QUOTE] You can't hemorrhage if you don't have any to begin with.
Happiness is relative..
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM[/media]
[quote]The country with the unhappiest citizens was the “[b]American Empire[/b]”[/quote] [img]http://www.thelaughterschool.com/images/Woman%20laughing%203.jpg[/img] It's like North Korea isn't even TRYING to be a serious country anymore [QUOTE=Randdalf;30163593][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM[/media][/QUOTE] That's AMAZING. Seriously, thanks for posting that.
I don't think most North Koreans are educated enough to think critically about the credibility of this list
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