I need suggestions on how to ask this girl out. In return I'll film the winning one and post it on FacePunch. So throw out your wild crazy ideas. Please try and be romantic.
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[QUOTE=The Great Ghast;27042366]Credit Cards[/QUOTE]
Go on.
Creative is risky
Throw a dart at her with a note attached, asking her out.
Aim for the head.
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;27042456]Creative is risky[/QUOTE]
Do you want me to make a fool of myself on the internet or not?
"Want to be my hoe?"
Cut yourself and write her a letter in blood about it
[QUOTE=Raunchy;27042474]Do you want me to make a fool of myself on the internet or not?[/QUOTE]
Make her jealous with a man
Spell out "(insert name here), will you go out with me?" in candies.
[QUOTE=Nate;27042491]Cut yourself and write her a letter in blood about it[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=Nate;27042491]Cut yourself and write her a letter in blood about it[/QUOTE]
You're taking "Give her your heart" way to seriously.
What about my suggestion? :<
Just go up and say you like her ask if you can kiss her. Before she can answer just kiss her.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;27042572]What about my suggestion? :<[/QUOTE]
I like it.
Yay! c:
[editline]29th December 2010[/editline]
I've always wanted to see this done. I wish it had been done for me, haha.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;27042581]"Although this moment may come to you as complete nonsense and self-flattering, which may imply to you that I may be an individual of extensive mental illness, I will not hesitate to permit you the honor for a brief intercourse with me. You may proceed with it at any moment during the following times; Saturday lunches, Tuesday nights, as well as Friday nights. Those are the only moments you are given an opportunity to have a romantic intercourse with me, for I am a very limited and wanted man."[/QUOTE]
If noone else can make me laugh. This is it.
Spell out "will you go out with me" with rocks, and take her on a helicopter ride over that area and point it out to her.
Send her one of your fingers in the mail
Use Pokemon one liners.
Hey girl are you a Pokemon? Cuz I want a peek-at-chu.
Put your severed penis in a box and give it to her.
Sky dive but don't open your shoot. Aim to land in her house. Do you know those bouncy balls that light up from impact? Use that mechanism but with sound, and swallow it. When you dead body lands, the sound thing will be free from you smashed body, and it will say "will you go out with me"
[QUOTE=Roflchopper;27042693]Send her one of your fingers in the mail[/QUOTE]
Fuck, you made me laugh. I don't think I can go through with that though.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;27042581]"Although this moment may come to you as complete nonsense and self-flattering, which may imply to you that I may be an individual of extensive mental illness, I will not hesitate to permit you the honor for a brief intercourse with me. You may proceed with it at any moment during the following times; Saturday lunches, Tuesday nights, as well as Friday nights. Those are the only moments you are given an opportunity to have a romantic intercourse with me, for I am a very limited and wanted man."[/QUOTE]
This is genius.
Rape her.
get in the van
Go up to her and ask, "Do you want to go to the movies/get some coffee/hang out with me?"
Now is that so hard? The only reason you're asking for "creative" ways is because you're a pussy to ask her out normally
[QUOTE=Glitch360;27042879]Go up to her and ask, "Do you want to go to the movies/get some coffee/hang out with me?"
Now is that so hard? The only reason you're asking for "creative" ways is because you're a pussy to ask her out normally[/QUOTE]
No way man. She loves mushy gooshy stuff. So I want to make her happy.
Get her to go to a Chinese restaurant with a friend and when the fortune cookies come, she gets one that says "Behind you", where you are standing with a boquet of flowers on a white steed. Then you ride into the mysterious night and make sweet passionate love on the beach.
[QUOTE=Raunchy;27042904]No way man. She loves mushy gooshy stuff. So I want to make her happy.[/QUOTE]
fine
trample a small human in front of her if she enjoys things that are mushy and/or gooshy
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