• how to deal with bullies?
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well there's a bully at my school, he is extremly violent and he goes arond threating and verbally harass me. i could need some help of dealing with him. I have already talked to the teachers but they didn't seem to care? im a bit taller than him, should i try to beat him up? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Not a Question Thread" - Gurant))[/highlight]
punch him in the titties
Yes. Even if you lose, don't give up. Don't think he'll mess with you again. People like this often are real sissies alone. If you can't, avoid him and grow some muscle/find a proper company.
[QUOTE=Publius;18437642]punch him in the titties[/QUOTE] nipple cripple
Well, defeating him without violence would be the best approach. Show him you aren't afraid of him. If possible, publicly humiliate him by calling him out when he does something idiotic, that's a real morale buster. If all else fails: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaqmY2Dhgc8[/media]
Depends how much you can hold your own really. If you're tough enough to stand up to him, do it, and hope he backs off (but don't go starting on him or you're just as bad). If not, try and find some good friends who will back you up when it happens. Judging by ur username and avatar... ah who am I kidding, all hope is lost. Try asking fat camp if they'll let you stay there all year round.
You should find out his home life or family problems, than cyber bully him. If those don't work out, take him on 1 v 1 make sure you prepare for this. If not this little gem may help [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE[/media]
no im not fat
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;18437629]well there's a bully at my school, he is extremly violent and he goes arond threating and verbally harass me. i could need some help of dealing with him. I have already talked to the teachers but they didn't seem to care? im a bit taller than him, should i try to beat him up?[/QUOTE] Stop being insecure. Try to fight him, unless if he has a bunch of friends which will try to revenge him at anytime possible. Or stop being fat.
[QUOTE=Takkun10;18437716]You should find out his home life or family problems, than cyber bully him. If those don't work out, take him on 1 v 1 make sure you prepare for this. If not this little gem may help [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKxv69GEVE[/media][/QUOTE] Wow, those 'techniques' are super pathetic. Any kid who tries that sort of crap is sure to get the living snot beat out of him. Seriously, I lol'd, especially at the 'groin slap' bit.
I hate bullies, do the shit everyone is afraid of doing, kick His Ass. Be a role model for the smaller children around you! Just fuck his shit up!
Kick him hard in the balls. It may be a cheap shot but it will incapacitate him and give you an opportunity to beat the crap out of him the good old fashioned way. [editline]10:29AM[/editline] I also suggest a blunt weapon like a steel pipe. If you're really pissed off with him you can break his kneecaps with it.
Honestly, just kick the shit out of him. All this guy needs is for somebody to teach him a lesson, and he's under the assumption that everybody is too scared to do it. So you've just gotta prove him wrong. All it takes is one good punch and you'll win, most bullies are all talk anyway... after you get him once he'll probably be pretty scared and go on the defensive, then you just keep laying into him until somebody stops you really. Plus if he's as bad as you say the teachers shouldn't be too harsh on you... they'll no doubt punish you a little bit because they have to. But if you just be honest and explain why you done it they'll understand.
Kick him in the balls and keep smashing his face on the ground. Okay the last part was a bit extreme, but do something like kicking him while he's down.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;18437863]I also suggest a blunt weapon like a steel pipe. If you're really pissed off with him you can break his kneecaps with it.[/QUOTE] i can put a crowbar down my pants, does that work good? or maybe a tire iron?
Get a gun and ice his ass
Crowbar works. Just be careful because all you wanna do is beat the crap out of him and if you hit him the wrong way in the wrong place with a crowbar it could kill him. Make sure you always hit with the blunt end.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;18438360]i can put a crowbar down my pants, does that work good? or maybe a tire iron?[/QUOTE] That's right. You'll fucking [i]kill[/i] him. Just give him a FALCON PAWNCH,and kick him while he lays down. Don't be polite, it's not a duel. Just quickly punch him in the nose, and tears will overlay his eyes. Then you know what to do. The hardest part is to start. Trust me.
Kick his fucking ass. [editline]06:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=cdBiohazard;18438400]That's right. You'll fucking [i]kill[/i] him. Just give him a FALCON PAWNCH,and kick him while he lays down. Don't be polite, it's not a duel. Just quickly punch him in the nose, and tears will overlay his eyes. Then you know what to do. The hardest part is to start. Trust me.[/QUOTE] I fucking LOL'd.
1.Catch him in an unexpected moment, slap him in the face, push him against the wall and tell him to shut up with a threatening voice. 2. Wait 1 week. 3. See if it's continuing. If it isn't, skip to 6. 4. Catch him again, punch him in the face (nose or the teeth would be a good idea), then slam him on the wall and throw him to the ground. Start kicking him (crotch is the maximal damage spot, unless he's a pussy :v:) 'till he starts crying. Then do a threat one more time and then leave. 5. Wait a week or two, if it continues, repeat 4. 6. When it stops, WOOOO! You bullied a bully! I tried this method five times on five gypsies 4 to 6 years older than me back in elementary school in only one month. They never bothered me again, EVER.
[QUOTE=cdBiohazard;18438400] The hardest part is to start. Trust me.[/QUOTE] i already knew that lol, so ok a crowbar is extreme, but a tire iron to his kneecaps would cause massive pain. edit: okay i only use the tire iron in cse of extreme danger i.e he calls for his friends or he gets me on the ground.
Don't kick in the crotch. You'll lose all respect instantly.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;18438445]i already knew that lol, so ok a crowbar is extreme, but a tire iron to his kneecaps would cause massive pain.[/QUOTE] Stop being a kid. You can crush him, so he'll never will be able to walk. After that, you'll get REAL fucking problems. Your friends and parents will never look the same at you again even if it's all forgotten.
You look him in the eye and say. "I feel sorry for you. You have a shitty life, you live in a bad area and you have not option but to let yourself out on me! You poor human being, having to pray on the lowlier lifeforms just to get along in this world. Instead of having a go at me, why not sit down and talk about it. I'm always here to listen, you should know that by now. And if you have to cry, don't worry i wont tell." He'll either do one of two things, break down crying or get creped lout and never speak to you again. Also you can go along with his "jokes" because he probably thinks they are jokes. If you go along with them you may either make a new friend, get a few laughs out of it or he'll get bored and give up. If that fails you can use your geek like powers of controlling the internet to destroy him. Sneak into the toilets with your mobile phone set to camera mode, i promise you his dick will be tiny. Print out everywhere with "Hi my name is <bullies name here> and i have a small dick! Size of ego is inversely proportional to the size of your dick. But only use that as a last resort.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;18438493]You look him in the eye and say. He'll either do one of two things, break down crying or get creped lout and never speak to you again. up.[/QUOTE] No. He'll fucking punch you in the face and laugh.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;18438493]You look him in the eye and say. "I feel sorry for you. You have a shitty life, you live in a bad area and you have not option but to let yourself out on me! You poor human being, having to pray on the lowlier lifeforms just to get along in this world. Instead of having a go at me, why not sit down and talk about it. I'm always here to listen, you should know that by now. And if you have to cry, don't worry i wont tell." He'll either do one of two things, break down crying or get creped lout and never speak to you again. Also you can go along with his "jokes" because he probably thinks they are jokes. If you go along with them you may either make a new friend, get a few laughs out of it or he'll get bored and give up.[/QUOTE] Another great way to get your ass kicked!
Next time he bullies you, make yourself as big as possible, look really mean, tower over him, and look him in the eyes and say; "Tell your mum i said hi." Or beat the FUCKING SHIT out of him. Seriously, if the teachers/parents get pissed, tell them you've been bullied by the cunt for ages and you tried talking to him and the teachers but they ignored you.
Become the bully, rather than a victim of one. :black101::emo:
Beat the fucker up.
Wait till he has a friend around with him and tell him: "I know your probably gonna do this anyways, but why dont you just go suck each others dicks". Either that or dropkick him.
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