House all to myself for the weekend.... What to do?
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As the title says, I am alone in a house for this whole weekend what should I do?
I have already hosted a party, I have already jumped on the beds, I have already cooked myself a massive meal and scarfed it down using my hands and I have done all the craziest things you can imagine. Now I ask myself what should I do?
What would Facepunch do?
That is a rhetorical question, I'm going to jerk off vigorously everywhere in the house.
Turn your house into a giant bong. Fill the basement with water, heat it, then put tons of weed bricks in your 1st floor, and invite all your friends over.
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Get ALL your sheets, blankets, comforters, pillows, curtains, drapes...ANYTHING you can think off....
[b]SUPER FORT![/b]
[QUOTE=Shorty1mc40;23911482]Get ALL your sheets, blankets, comforters, pillows, curtains, drapes...ANYTHING you can think off....
[B]SUPER FORT![/B][/QUOTE]
This.
really quality thread here "i'm 15 and have no freedom finally my bitch parents leave for a minute hrm what do i do"
well lets see parties are out of the question because you're an antisocial faggot retard
looks like your left to walking around naked and thats about it
you could kill yourself so there is a big rotten mess that will be hard to clean up when they get back?
also don't ever post again
Fuck, i'm in the same situation and I just ordered pizza and watch acouple movies.
And you know what? Shit's fucking cash.
[QUOTE=Dougus;23911569]really quality thread here "i'm 15 and have no freedom finally my bitch parents leave for a minute hrm what do i do"
well lets see parties are out of the question because you're an antisocial faggot retard
looks like your left to walking around naked and thats about it
you could kill yourself so there is a big rotten mess that will be hard to clean up when they get back?
also don't ever post again[/QUOTE]
Please, this is not blogpunch.
Go pass of your life story to someone else.
[QUOTE=Dougus;23911569]the post above me[/QUOTE]
Jesus man, you're really angry aren't you
[editline]shit[/editline]
fuck, damn you guy who stopped me from posting about the guy two posts above me.
[QUOTE=Nasake;23911636]Please, this is not blogpunch.
Go pass of your life story to someone else.[/QUOTE]
"this is not blogpunch" you are pretty much destroying your own shitty thread with that statement
Ignore Dougus, he's trying to troll, report him and move on.
Also, go around and try to find things that you are not supposed to find :v:
[QUOTE=Shorty1mc40;23911482]Get ALL your sheets, blankets, comforters, pillows, curtains, drapes...ANYTHING you can think off....
[b]SUPER FORT![/b][/QUOTE]
Genius...
I'll make that, and then I'll continue vigorously masturbating.