• How I Plan On Getting Free Drugs!
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My mom has always been obsessed with me and medicine. She thinks I have ADHD, and I was on medicine for awhile(Pretty much my entire life up to about 2 years). I used to be on Ritalin and than Concerta and than Methylin. I got off of it and she has been persisting on putting me back on, but I have turned it down. I am considering telling her maybe its worth a shot, but I am not 100% sure as to how I would go about it, and if I will. I would also not take it everyday, so I don't know how that's gonna work.
Yeah, Go ahead and do it...
Adderall erry day. No really, I have ADD.
If she persists again then say you'll do it to shut her up. Then only take it when you want, and sell the rest during study break. Happy mom, happy you, happy people who want them for exams. Everyone wins!
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;30937112]If she persists again then say you'll do it to shut her up. Then only take it when you want, and sell the rest during study break. Happy mom, happy you, happy people who want them for exams. Everyone wins![/QUOTE] Yeah, that's what I figured.
Just drop subtle clues that you need them, like while watching tv with her or driving or something just casually remark "Man, I was just so zoned out. That seems to happen more and more lately... I wish I could stay in the moment."
[QUOTE=Meader;30937241]Just drop subtle clues that you need them, like while watching tv with her or driving or something just casually remark "Man, I was just so zoned out. That seems to happen more and more lately... I wish I could stay in the moment."[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's a good idea. Plus, I've been a 'bad kid lately'
[QUOTE=Thief;30937044]Adderall erry day. No really, I have ADD.[/QUOTE] Could you tell me some qualitative stuff about before adderal and after? I'm trying to figure out whether I have ADD or not, or whether I'm just a fidgety lazy bastard who half finishes stuff (other than the now and then non-productive burst of energy) and procrastinates to the 11th hour. [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] At the same time, maybe I subconsciously want drugs? Does everyone study better on stimulants?
[QUOTE=Contag;30937435]Could you tell me some qualitative stuff about before adderal and after? I'm trying to figure out whether I have ADD or not, or whether I'm just a fidgety lazy bastard who half finishes stuff (other than the now and then non-productive burst of energy) and procrastinates to the 11th hour. [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] At the same time, maybe I subconsciously want drugs? Does everyone study better on stimulants?[/QUOTE] Well, it depends really. Most people have "ADD' but I believe its more of a person thing than it is a "issue" thing, if that makes sense. I'm sure I have it, but when I took it, I became dull as fuck, and when I forgot to take it, I was SUPER FUCKING WEAK and couldn't do shit so, I dunno. You might subconsciously, but you should see how it is.
do it. Selling Ritalin is good cash.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;30938171]do it. Selling Ritalin is good cash.[/QUOTE] What I have heard, ye. Only problem is I suppose my mom tried Ritalin when I was younger and it didn't work, how to convince? Just say I am older so I can control it better?
[QUOTE=FreeHugs;30938662]What I have heard, ye. Only problem is I suppose my mom tried Ritalin when I was younger and it didn't work, how to convince? Just say I am older so I can control it better?[/QUOTE] Yeah, go with something like that. It's worth it. You could sell the Ritalin then go use the money on weed.
They're actually not free, your mom still has to pay for them..
snippyditty dooo.
Just take the free drugs goddamnit
[QUOTE=super_yurtle;30940148]They're actually not free, your mom still has to pay for them..[/QUOTE] I think you didn't read the thread title right. "How [b][i]I[/b][/i] Plan On Getting Free Drugs"
for the record adderall fucking SUCKS compared to dexedrine.. dexedrine is 100x better.. ritalin/concerta/methylphenidate SUCKS and is not even worthy of being used recreationally.. if you can get dex - hell yeah go for it. 100% pure pharmaceutical speed.
lol strattera is a joke. its also used as an anti depressent. concerta fucking blows. it's just a shitty, non abusable form of methylphenidate (ritalin) adderall sucks because it has levo-amphetamine salts in it which are prone to causing anxiety and tachycardia
Just buy weed, it's way more awesome and it's not [I]that[/I] expensive.
he's asking about uppers why would you even suggest weed?
If you don't actually have ADHD, then take advantage of this. Even if you are just selling them off to friends. Everybody loves their hyperactive friend who'll sell them ritalin :P If you get the chance, those 54mg slow-release ritalin capsules (not the ones where it's made up of bead-like things inside a capsule, but the other ones that use osmosis to slow-release it into your system) are fucking awesome. Just one will give you a nice buzz for a good 4-5 hours if taken by itself, or cut it in half (bypasses the slow release) and you'll be buzzing within half an hour and it'll last a good 3 hours like that, with lingering effects around 8-9 hours after. Just don't take these things after lunch time, coz they are designed to last 12 hours (and with the way they work, it actually is 12+ full hours), which means they can give you a horrible night of almost no sleep. (learnt that the hard way)
I like Vyvanse, myself. Gives me a nice buzz, and the crash is barely even a crash.
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;31003671]If you don't actually have ADHD, then take advantage of this. Even if you are just selling them off to friends. Everybody loves their hyperactive friend who'll sell them ritalin :P If you get the chance, those 54mg slow-release ritalin capsules (not the ones where it's made up of bead-like things inside a capsule, but the other ones that use osmosis to slow-release it into your system) are fucking awesome. Just one will give you a nice buzz for a good 4-5 hours if taken by itself, or cut it in half (bypasses the slow release) and you'll be buzzing within half an hour and it'll last a good 3 hours like that, with lingering effects around 8-9 hours after. Just don't take these things after lunch time, coz they are designed to last 12 hours (and with the way they work, it actually is 12+ full hours), which means they can give you a horrible night of almost no sleep. (learnt that the hard way)[/QUOTE] you're talking about concerta and i'm prescribed 54mg and they're fucking shit. if you like feeling a stimulant comedown then yeah by all means go with concerta. but there's no high or peak to them it literally just feels like you're coming down off of real amphetamines like dex. yeah your jaw will clench and you'll feel a little tweaked, but it's the same feeling as if you're coming down off speed. [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] also cutting it in half doesn't really bypass the time release. You need to peel the plastic (YES PLASTIC) layer underneath the red shell. (the red shell actually contains 22% of the 54mg pill)
[QUOTE=FuckStephenHarp;31003806]you're talking about concerta and i'm prescribed 54mg and they're fucking shit. if you like feeling a stimulant comedown then yeah by all means go with concerta. but there's no high or peak to them it literally just feels like you're coming down off of real amphetamines like dex. yeah your jaw will clench and you'll feel a little tweaked, but it's the same feeling as if you're coming down off speed. [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] also cutting it in half doesn't really bypass the time release. You need to peel the plastic (YES PLASTIC) layer underneath the red shell. (the red shell actually contains 22% of the 54mg pill)[/QUOTE] I'm almost entirely sure that cutting it in half definitely does work. You're right, the outer layer is the quick release layer that must be consumed (and will be anyway when you cut it in half). But the inside plastic (actually hard glucose IIRC because glucose is semi-permeable which is required for the osmotic pressure system to work). anyway when you cut it in half, you open up the inner parts of the capsule, so they get ingested sooner and much more rapid than going through the small hole that it would normally exit slowly via. so obviously, your method if peeling it entirely works more efficiently than mine but mine still hits you much quicker than the "recommended dose" method that it is designed for.
there are three layers of powder in concerta. pink, white and brown. the brown stuff is used to push the white and pink powder out.. there's no point in ingesting the brown powder if you're trying to bypass the time release mechanism. concerta highs suck balls anyway
I used them for study. worked like a charm
I was on strattera for several years, and that shit always made me drowsy as fuck.
start a drug rehab support group to gain entry, participants have to hand all their drugs over to you so you can properly "dispose" of them
Drugs are bad mmmkay? :)
[QUOTE=FuckStephenHarp;31002969]he's asking about uppers why would you even suggest weed?[/QUOTE] Recreational drugs are taken in the pursuit of pleasure, I'm simply suggesting an easy to find and inexpensive drug that I find enjoyable.
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