• What Does It Sound Like I Have? I Feel Like Shit!
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So, I keep getting these nasty dizzy spells and at the same time I get really hot, and I've felt like I'm about to vomit for the past few days. I have no energy. Help me Dr. Facepunch!
Flu?
Don't feel achy or feverish, not sure if it's a flu.
aids.
You're obviously going through menopause.
You've got skeletonitis, the condition where the skeleton tries to crawl out the mouth and escape the body.
[QUOTE=Pascall;24360538]You're obviously going through menopause.[/QUOTE]
menopause
[QUOTE=faze;24360513]So, I keep getting these nasty dizzy spells and at the same time I get really hot, and I've felt like I'm about to vomit for the past few days. I have no energy. Help me Dr. Facepunch![/QUOTE] Wow, exactly what i feel like, been going on for days.
Definitely pregnant.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24363851]Wow, exactly what i feel like, been going on for days.[/QUOTE] Yeah I don't know what it is...Some kind of flu I think...
cancer
You're going to die
Either; A) You are pregnant, applies to a woman. B) You have either; -Cold -Prostate cancer -Inner ear infection -Gastro -All of the above I suggest you immediately stab your penis head with a screwdriver, put a tooth-pick under your toenail, and then kick a wall.
All of those symptoms predict death. You're going to die.
Possibly menopause
revenge of the swine flu
Dude have you puked already or is it just nausea?
You are going to puke out all your internal organs and die
Are you drinking enough water?
How much do you eat in a day?
Did you eat any eggs recently? There was that huge recall for eggs that were tainted with salmonella recently (like 20 million eggs) and it sounds kind of like you have salmonella poisoning. It won't kill you unless you are old or a baby, but it will give you flu-like symptoms for a week or two.
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