My brother has a knife and is trying to kill me (Serious)
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This isn't a troll thread.
So me and my family keep getting these internet problems where our connection keeps disconnecting and re connecting so it's a pain in the ass.
My mom is supposed to be home now, my grandma left an hour ago and I'm sitting here with my door barricaded.
So his internet shuts off and asks me "How do you fix it?!" I told him I have no idea and he says "LIAR!" then repeats asking me and when I respond with I don't know for the 14th time and I slam the door. Somehow his bone dinosaur statue falls off his shelf from the vibration and he goes ape shit at me even though you can easily attach them again. So he comes into my room and grabs me, pushes me on the ground and fucking sits on my head. after I got him out I continued playing some Alien Swarm and hear a crashing noise and him yelling "OHHHH FUUUCCKKK" I laughed. 15 minutes later he walks right into my room, I look back at him with a "Get the fuck out" stare. and he walks out and goes down stairs. I ask him "What are you doing?" no response. I hear the cabinet opening and he comes up stairs with a knife in his hand. I say "You're not going to stab me, chicken shit." and he fucking charges at me with the knife but I close the door right before it stabbed me. I held on to the door handle for dear life until he walks away. He does. I barricade my door with my computer chair and shit while he's stabbing or just hitting my door and I'm fucking terrified.
[B]I'm alive[/B]
TL;DR Brother goes apeshit over his shit braking, blames it on me and almost stabbed me.
Right now I hear him smacking something.
Oh and before you ask, I don't know my moms cell phone number and the phone is in my bothers room.
he will cut you a new one
How old is he?
How old is he?
What the fuck? Ninja'd
Let him stab you, laugh when your mother grounds him!
Call the police
Man up, get the phone, call the police.
1. Run
2. find your mum
3. profit
How old is he?
[QUOTE=compwhizii;23497101]Man up, get the phone, call the police.[/QUOTE]
He goes outside, gets stabbed, game over.
Great suggestion bro.
Aaaah, brotherly love!
Throw some more shit in front of your door, find something decent to smack him with if he makes it past and wait it out, its happend at my house more than once. Luckily for me more doesn't fully open because there is a wall about a foot infront of it so all I gotta do is shove a chair in there and its sweet.
Oh and if you have one, set your webcam on record so if he does violently kill you, the police will have enough evidence to let him get raped in prison.
Ill lend him some skype credit if he needs it...
Call the police, or get someone to do it for you if you can't yourself.
And do it now. He could also hurt himself, we don't want that either now do we?
Get the katana from your room and cut his fucking head off.
How old are you and how old is he.
Escape out the window.
I always have a knife stashed under my desk, you gotta pull some wood thing out first to be able to see it.
jump out the window
what a punk
Wrassle his ass down to the ground :clint:
Depends how old he is, you could attempt to reason with him, or you could disarm him.
Use your computer, if you have any friends from school or anyone that lives nearby, get them to call the cops and send them to your house. If not, then I'm afraid I'm clueless.
[QUOTE=benjojo;23497151]Ill lend him some skype credit if he needs it...[/QUOTE]
Take this mans Skype credit and call the police immediately.
go grab a fucking knife too
Get some heavy books and use it as makeshift armour.
[QUOTE=Thorny;23497129]He goes outside, gets stabbed, game over.
Great suggestion bro.[/QUOTE]
Well obviously he's going to wait until his bro is downstairs and be quick and quiet about it.
The other option is just waiting it out for mom.
You have to kill him before he kills you.
[QUOTE=Olinaj;23497189]Depends how old he is, you could attempt to reason with him, or you could disarm him.[/QUOTE]
Disarming somebody with a knife might as well be harder than disarming somebody with a gun.
[QUOTE=Prof. Layton;23497192]Take this mans Skype credit and call the police immediately.[/QUOTE]
Skype doesn't do 911.
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