One day when I was eating lunch somebody came up to me and just said "Chinsurance"
I said "What?" and she said "Your beard, it's insurance for your chin; Chinsurance" and then she walked away.
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;52560602]One day when I was eating lunch somebody came up to me and just said "Chinsurance"
I said "What?" and she said "Your beard, it's insurance for your chin; Chinsurance" and then she walked away.[/QUOTE]
I love her already.
Is she hot?
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;52560602]One day when I was eating lunch somebody came up to me and just said "Chinsurance"
I said "What?" and she said "Your beard, it's insurance for your chin; Chinsurance" and then she walked away.[/QUOTE]
Where were you eating lunch (that will impact how weird it is)?
A series of increasingly unfortunate events took place tonight that left me having to explain in person to the landlord of my new condo and her family (one of whom I am fucking, unbeknowest to anyone else in the room) during a surprise visit why there was a quarter inch layer of human feces soaking into the new hardwood floors upon her arrival, while at the same time having to introduce them to my half-nude, screaming, near-nonagenarian grandmother and explain why I may be late on this month's rent (hint: it's all related).
Do not ask me to go into more detail.
[QUOTE=Chonch;52564153]A series of increasingly unfortunate events took place tonight that left me having to explain in person to the landlord of my new condo and her family (one of whom I am fucking, unbeknowest to anyone else in the room) during a surprise visit why there was a quarter inch layer of human feces soaking into the new hardwood floors upon her arrival, while at the same time having to introduce them to my half-nude, screaming, near-nonagenarian grandmother and explain why I may be late on this month's rent (hint: it's all related).
Do not ask me to go into more detail.[/QUOTE]
Go into more detail
Not so much weird as it was awkward, but:
Attended some scholarship event at my grandmother's church sometime in high school because I guess you get one for being Italian? Anyway, first two kids get theirs for having, like, 5.0 GPA, hundreds of hours of community service and doing literally every after school activity under the sun; one even gave their acceptance speech entirely in Italian.
Then I get called up and introduce my stellar GPA of 2.6 and nothing else. To say I was mortified would be a tad of an understatement.
Seen some ufos and that's the weirdest that comes to mind right now. Definitely the most vivid was that I was in the parking lot going to the fiance's dorm room at cal poly pomona at about midnight. I was the only one outside for what seemed like miles and when I looked up I had a really nervous and odd feeling. It was bright and had a fucking BURNING WAKE IN FAR IN FRONT OF IT. Kinda like a boat but farther... I would say at least 2x the body length. But yeah.... I kinda just froze looking up at it. Faster than any commercial plane could go but slower than a meteorite or fighter jet at the same time. Very hard to describe. It had to be a re-entry of whatever it was. No trail behind it... just in front..... like this:
O >}
Seriously.. that shit was no military/space plane, missile test... or meteor. Really have no idea how to explain it except that it must have has some sort of force field around it or the poor thing was burning up in the atmosphere. So strange. Shit looked like a glowing ball too. With zero sound. Then it just disappeared behind a small cloud and didn't come out of the other side like you would see a plane do. If it was a meteor I would have thought there would be at least chunks you know? Seen a few shooting stars break up. Ugh.
Thinking about it just spooks me.
I was tasked to find an employee within a building who went missing.
I found them in a darkened conference performing the five knuckle shuffle. It was uncomfortable for me, and his team lead and the HR employee too.
I ordered a pizza and answered the door in a french maid uniform that I managed to completely forget I was wearing.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;52574000]I ordered a pizza and answered the door in a french maid uniform that I managed to completely forget I was wearing.[/QUOTE]
if they then hand fed you the pizza, your avatar would have been even more fitting
oh and replace the lipstick with pizza
Once I screamed at someone in the movie theather who I thought was my friend saying "HELLO! <friend's name here>".
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;52569122]Go into more detail[/QUOTE]
that comment combined with your pfp is amazing
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;52574000]I ordered a pizza and answered the door in a french maid uniform that I managed to completely forget I was wearing.[/QUOTE]
I was gonna ask how you forget but I've frequently gone out in public completely forgetting that I'm wearing this shirt
[IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/020/926/BORN_TO_DIE.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]asdg[/editline]
shit im wearing it right now
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;52574000]I ordered a pizza and answered the door in a french maid uniform that I managed to completely forget I was wearing.[/QUOTE]
The person delivering the pizza now has an interesting story to tell people.
In middle school,a female classmate often ask if she can pinch my cheek,then she said this:
"You are so cute,that i want to bring you to my home,tie you up,then i will use you as my personal teddy bear"
:what:
Two years ago a frog jumped in the bag of bread I was to have for lunch
[t]http://i.imgur.com/dJjeLcl.jpg[/t]
Didn't know until I pulled it out of my bag and it scared me :v:
[editline]17th August 2017[/editline]
It was safely released back in to the wild again by the way
[QUOTE=gokiyono;52583224]Two years ago a frog jumped in the bag of bread I was to have for lunch
[t]http://i.imgur.com/dJjeLcl.jpg[/t]
Didn't know until I pulled it out of my bag and it scared me :v:
[editline]17th August 2017[/editline]
It was safely released back in to the wild again by the way[/QUOTE]
Zelda: Bread of the Wild
As a kid, I wound up becoming an accomplice to my autistic friend's breaking and entering. He lead me to his friend's house and wanted me to kick down the door if I remember right. He threatened me when I didn't want to help, and he wound up sneaking in through the back window and trashing the carpet for fun. We played his Xbox for an hour or so and legged it.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;52583224]Two years ago a frog jumped in the bag of bread I was to have for lunch
[t]http://i.imgur.com/dJjeLcl.jpg[/t]
Didn't know until I pulled it out of my bag and it scared me :v:
[editline]17th August 2017[/editline]
It was safely released back in to the wild again by the way[/QUOTE]
do you just eat bags full of bread for lunch
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52589697]do you just eat bags full of bread for lunch[/QUOTE]
Occationally I just can't be bothered :v:
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52589697]do you just eat bags full of bread for lunch[/QUOTE]
"bag of bread I was to have for lunch"
He ate the bag itself...
One time I was at this party at one of my friends' dorm which had been going on for quite a while. At some point we run out of beer so me and my friend go to her room to get some other booze she had stashed for private use. After having a few drinks we make our way back to the shared living room where the party was held, only to run into about 10 or so dudes in the exact same black coats snorting coke off the living room table. Nobody in the entire dorm knew these people, and they also weren't too keen on having 10 guys snorting coke, so we all asked them to leave. Surprisingly, they were really cool about it, apologized and all went their merry way afterwards.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;52589846]Occationally I just can't be bothered :v:[/QUOTE]
"Hey, what are you having for lunch?'
"Bread"
"Like a burger or a sandw-"
"Just.... just bread."
That reminds me, I had a friend in middle school who came over at my house once. my mom bought donuts for us all, but he said he wasn't interested in them, and then he just walked to our fridge and pulled out a stale piece of bread and ate that instead
[QUOTE=megafat;52590296]"Hey, what are you having for lunch?'
"Bread"
"Like a burger or a sandw-"
"Just.... just bread."[/QUOTE]
I just really like bread :v:
[QUOTE=gokiyono;52590670]I just really like bread :v:[/QUOTE]
Ever listen to Linkin Park's In The End by any chance?
[QUOTE=megafat;52590793]Ever listen to Linkin Park's In The End by any chance?[/QUOTE]
Don't think I have
[QUOTE=The golden;52561441]Coworker told me she wished I was her mom.
I was flattered but I have no idea how to even respond to that.[/QUOTE]
Ive said that to a woman i work with before she made me a painting for my new apartment and made me cookies. Shes 50 and it just slipped out
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52589697]do you just eat bags full of bread for lunch[/QUOTE]
This happen once for me,because im way too lazy to go into the kitchen to scoop out the rice to my plate.
So,i just take out some milk,then eat those bread by dipping them
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