• Post your windows jokes
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Of the years a lot of jokes have risen about windows or just computers in general, It has now become our duty to share these jokes with one and other, so share! I'll start: Microsoft is at their expo sharing their new voice recognition software (you know the shitty one on vista) when the rep says " would anyone like to give it a command?" then proceeds to open up command prompt. A man sitting in the front row yells "why yes, I would." "OK, fire away" replies the rep the man then stands up, walks over to the microphone and says " format C:, Yes"
BSOD. that's a joke.
Windows ME
Oh, classic one, The slogan for windows is Life without Walls, but without Walls there are no Windows. Also, firewalls. :smugdog:
Microsoft BOB.
[I]"Yo dawg I heard you like Macs so we took all the Windows out of your car."[/I]
[i]"Oh no, that man threw a camel into my window!" "Why don't you move it out?" "I'm afraid of Windows!" "What? Why??" "I use Mac. :downs: " [/i]
If Microsoft made a car, when the engine dies you'd have to close the windows and open them back.
Why did the kid throw butter out the window? To see butter fly! [editline]15th February 2011[/editline] oops wrong window
Vista.
This seems more like it belongs in Fast Threads, not Hardware & Software.
When windows XP detects you got a counterfeit copy, it forces you do validate, and when you do so; 'This copy is no longer supported' and gives you Win7 Professional or Win7 Ultimate as only option o_O
What would happen if BMW and MicroSoft would make a car together? The car would ask you if you want to open airbag or not. Not sure if you can do it when you are driving 100km/h into a tree.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;28056096]Oh, classic one, The slogan for windows is Life without Walls, but without Walls there are no Windows.[/QUOTE] or gates. [editline]19th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=LinuX;28061685][I]"Yo dawg I heard you like Macs so we took all the Windows out of your car."[/I][/QUOTE] [img]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvtcsvO7f1qzfoxyo1_500.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=koeniginator;28141473][img_thumb]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvtcsvO7f1qzfoxyo1_500.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://yoyodawgdawg.com/pics/yo-dawg-macs.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=pro ruby dev;28142829][img_thumb]http://yoyodawgdawg.com/pics/yo-dawg-macs.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] the other one is better
<some random remark about vista crashing even though the problem was between the seat and the screen>
Internet Explorer. [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] the biggest joke Microsoft gave *puts on sunglasss* themselves. *YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!*
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