It's a game, it goes like this
The first person (Me) makes a wish. The person in the next post grants it, but in a corrupt way.
For example.
I wish for a spoon.
Wish granted, but you must shove it up your mothers vagina, then lick it.
Edit:
((Oh wow, just realized theres a thread almost exactly like this.))
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I wish for a pony that can sing.
It sings death metal then impales you with its horn.
I wish for some Dr. Pepper.
[QUOTE=noobcake;20658840]It sings death metal then impales you with its horn.
I wish for some Dr. Pepper.[/QUOTE]
Pepper died a couple years ago so they sent Dr. Dre...
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I wish for a coffee table made of diamonds
[QUOTE=OhSnap!;20658882]Pepper died a couple years ago so they sent Dr. Dre...
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I wish for a coffee table made of diamonds[/QUOTE]
Granted. But it's uncompressed diamonds, aka, [B]coal.[/B]
I wish for a pretty picture
It's furry porn.
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I wish for a pet cat.
Your pet cat rapes you in your sleep.
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I wish that all gays liked girls.
Granted, but now the girls don't wan't to go out with you since they are all taken.
I wish for a baseball bat.
I beat you to death with it.
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I wish I owned Facepunch.
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