• It's funny to screw with little kids, post your funny stories
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Basically, just post any funny stories where you tricked another family member. This happen on our vacation. Kids don't understand things at certain ages, some more than others. Several years ago, me, my mom, dad, my half-sis, my nephew, and my brother in law went to Orlando, Florida. I told my nephew before we got there that the ocean is in the sky and we had to take a flight of stairs to get there. He believed me. This is proof that kids take things too seriously and are easily screwed with.
That's pretty mean tbh.. I don't screw with kids. Then again, I don't have any younger siblings or family members to screw with.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16275906]That's pretty mean tbh.. I don't screw with kids. Then again, I don't have any younger siblings or family members to screw with.[/QUOTE] He was only 2. He could bearly even talk. I told him when we got there I was joking. This was in 02. Yesterday my other nephew, who is 4 went into my bedroom cause I keep some figurines back there, and after he left I notice the door facing was messed up, and the door would open on it's own. He saw it open, and now he thinks it's haunted. Oh gosh....
My little brother was once sitting at my mom's laptop watching youtube videos. I told him to keep bushing the J key. "Why? What happens?" he asks. "You just need to keep pushing the J key." I say back. So he begins pushing the J key over and over. My friends come over and we all go to McDonalds.(:patriot:) We were there for about 20 minutes, then we headed to one of my friends houses and watched a movie. I come home after the movie and find my little brother still sitting at the laptop. He was watching a different movie, but he was still hitting the J key :v: I wasn't expecting him to keep doing it for so long but there he was. He was 6 at the time v:v:v
I don't mess with little kids I know. I do mess with little kids on Team Fortress 2, though. There was this little kid by the name of J Rad on the server. He had a mic. (Noone knows the rule "no mic till balls drop" anymore) Anyways, whenever he'd talk, I'd say "Shut up, J Rad. Noone likes you". He got really mad, so he started a votekick against me. People don't care who it is they're kicking, they just pick yes, so I was just about to get kicked, when an admin stopped the kick from out of the server. The kid started another votekick, but by the time it started, an admin came on and perma'd him for abusing the system.
a TF2 server I go to removed all the "votekick", "voteban", "votemute" commands and all that crap, so when someone is micspamming on the server, all these little kids with mics wont shut the fuck up and the chatbox is filled with VOTEBAN VOTEBAN VOTEKICK WAS RUNG I Y CUNT I VOTEBAN (ITS: its a surf server, you're allowed to mic-spam)
I crushed up a bunch of crayons, got the dust, and sold it to a kid for 2 dollars becuase i told him it was pixie dust.
I have never messed with a kid, but I really really want to, I just never get the chance. And why I want to so bad? I was like the punching bag for older people, except they didn't punch me. :saddowns:
a mate of mine convinced this kid that if you throw eggs at the ground hard enough, they bounce. Sure enough, he tried it. Twice. 'you're not throwing them hard enough'
Little brother, I had a prawn and I was showing him how they burrow into your skull and control your mind with the spikes on the front. They bought that for ages. Also one my parents used on me, The salty paw, Since salt in the wounds hurts, imagine getting smacked with a hand covered in salt, I used to fear that so much.
This kid was trying to tell some jokes and I kept spoiling them.
I have a nephew who believes I can fly. He's never asked for a demonstration, and just takes my word for it. He's convinced that when you turn 18, you grow wings out of your back. I created a lot more bullshit lore around this, but you probably don't care. It makes it all seem more believable to a small child though. I hope he [i]never[/i] catches on and goes through his whole life wondering why only he never got his wings.
I'm the youngest sibling in my family, and the only time I believed in something wrong told by my sister was when I was 4 years old I thought Abraham Lincoln was still alive Give me some boxes, I need to Metal Gear it up As for kids I've tricked, Halo is the best for gullible little kids
Told my cousin that was 6-8 at the time (horrible little girl) that there was a scary troll man thing that lived in a hut and ate little girls like her. My cousin and brother were in on it and at night we made noises like grunts and(we said it was called roddy) roddy was coming. Then nexrt time we saw her we said that he had a brother called Noddy Groddy and they were really hungrey. She cryed to her mother and we got told off.
I once jumped out of a bush and yelled in a small child's face, scared him so much he literally shit himself. :laugh:
[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16281643]I once jumped out of a bush and yelled in a small child's face, scared him so much he literally shit himself. :laugh:[/QUOTE] ....... That wasnt very niceof you but LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh: (I also think you mean'shat' not 'shit'
[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16281643]I once jumped out of a bush and yelled in a small child's face, scared him so much he literally shit himself. :laugh:[/QUOTE] Epic Winrar For me, well when i was at school, these kids were crowding around me when i was on a school computer(about 10 of them, average age of 9), so for the lols, i went on meatspin, and most of them went "WHAT THE HELL??@#" "MY EYES!!!"
[QUOTE=Diealready;16278496]a TF2 server I go to removed all the "votekick", "voteban", "votemute" commands and all that crap, so when someone is micspamming on the server, all these little kids with mics wont shut the fuck up and the chatbox is filled with VOTEBAN VOTEBAN VOTEKICK WAS RUNG I Y CUNT I VOTEBAN (ITS: its a surf server, you're allowed to mic-spam)[/QUOTE] Is it an intox. server?
Didn't anyone learn anything from the guy who nearly killed his neighbour's kid by lying to him about pot? I don't trick kids cos I don't know any, but when I was about 4 my sister told me that there was a witch in our old chimney, so I would always avoid the lounge room because of it.
When I was about 6, my mother told me that santa claus wasn't real. :byodood:
[QUOTE=aznz888;16296169]When I was about 6, my mother told me that santa claus wasn't real. :byodood:[/QUOTE] :frog: But I hate when little kids walk around and start shit like they're though. They know I'm not going to fight a fucking 11 year old.
Every time a little kid stares at me, I stop and open my eyes really wide and stare at them. One cried.
[img]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5761/97414059.png[/img] You sick fuck.
Online, I once taught a 13 year old how to fap. Best omegle chat I have ever had, 13 or not. In the real world, when ever kids (not young like <8 years old, that's just mean) stare at me I yell at them "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" very loudly.
It was a family Christmas dinner at my house and 2 of my nephews birthdays had just past so they were 4 at the time. My brother goes up stairs and grabs a scary goblin mask and goes outside our house while I'm with the kids by a big window. I start telling them this bullshit story about some goblin that used to live here but was never found again then my brother would walk past the window I would look away but the kids would keep looking and start screaming and tell me he was there, but by the time I would turn around he would be hiding again. He continued to do that a lot times times then i unlocked the front door and started walking towards the kitchen so the 2 kids followed. My brother bust open the door growling and the kids drop to the floor crying and pee their pants. Now one of my nephews can't help but cry whenever she sees my brother.
[QUOTE=TuPapa;16300985]It was a family Christmas dinner at my house and 2 of my nephews birthdays had just past so they were 4 at the time. My brother goes up stairs and grabs a scary goblin mask and goes outside our house while I'm with the kids by a big window. I start telling them this bullshit story about some goblin that used to live here but was never found again then my brother would walk past the window I would look away but the kids would keep looking and start screaming and tell me he was there, but by the time I would turn around he would be hiding again. He continued to do that a lot times times then i unlocked the front door and started walking towards the kitchen so the 2 kids followed. My brother bust open the door growling and the kids drop to the floor crying and pee their pants. Now one of my nephews can't help but cry whenever she sees my brother.[/QUOTE] funny stuff man, funny stuff.
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