• Yoga enthusiast, 68, arrested for jerkin it with two woman in sight and hurling a dead animal at a c
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[img]http://i0.huffpost.com/gen/1714706/thumbs/n-OLD-MAN-YOGA-large570.jpg[/img] [I]it takes intensive concentration to master this level of yogi[/I] [quote=huffington] They say yoga can increase your sex drive, but this is ridiculous. Bill Kachle, 68, was practicing yoga at a national park in Virginia earlier this month when he allegedly began waving his arms wildly and masturbating, according to court records obtained by The Smoking Gun. Two female visitors to the Mount Vernon Trail complained to park police that the man was "holding a yoga pose" before assuming his next position -- downward whacking dog. Next, Kachle allegedly picked up a "dead animal" and bolted onto the George Washington Memorial Parkway, where he chucked the critter carcass at a passing car. The women said afterwards, he went back to the trail and resumed masturbation. Next time he's doing yoga and needs a little release, maybe he should just try one of these anti-stress positions. He was arrested March 27 and charged with disorderly conduct and obscene acts.[/quote] [url="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/02/bill-kachle-yoga-masturbation-park-_n_5077889.html"]posted all of Small source[/url] [quote=other source] Two female witnesses pointed Tyng in the direction of Kachle, a Washington, D.C. resident who was “holding a yoga pose” nearby. The women said that they were walking along a bike trail when Kachle--who was waving his arms and “shouting odd statements”--dropped his pants and began masturbating.[/quote] [url="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/federal-park-yoga-masturbator-576432"]other source[/url] This is the face I imagine first came from the woman upon seeing him [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/11/article-2172093-1405616D000005DC-932_468x333.jpg[/img]
Why would she be hugging him after he just jacked off in front of her.
[QUOTE=toaster468;44442177]Why would she be hugging him after he just jacked off in front of her.[/QUOTE] I just mean the face [editline]3rd April 2014[/editline] that's just a random stock photo reaction picture
[QUOTE=toaster468;44442177]Why would she be hugging him after he just jacked off in front of her.[/QUOTE] Oh. My god.
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Namaste motherfucker. Did he pick up a "dead animal" or a dead animal though?
Namaste
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;44442207]Oh. My god.[/QUOTE] It's pretty obvious that wasn't a picture from the article. I was just commenting on the picture he chose for her face.
[QUOTE=toaster468;44442225]It's pretty obvious that wasn't a picture from the article. I was just commenting on the picture he chose for her face.[/QUOTE] What face would you make?
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44442243]What face would you make?[/QUOTE] probably something like this: :(
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That's a hell of a fucking title.
[QUOTE]“shouting odd statements”--dropped his pants and began masturbating.[/QUOTE] His Hot Yoga got too intense, he chucked the animal carcass and said," I'm the Yogi Bear now!"
It sounds like he had a psychotic break or was mentally ill. I hope he gets the help he needs.
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