There hasn't been one made in the past few months and I decided to put up a newer one.
Top 3
1. [b]Build Courage where Courage is lost. Regain Faith where there is little cause for Fatih. Find Hope, where Hope becomes forlorn. --General Douglas MacArthur[/b]
2. [b]Be the change you want to see in the world. --Ghandi[/b]
3. [b]People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway. --Mother Teresa[/b]
An eye for an eye makes everyone a pirate.
-Unknown.
Those who say that words have never hurt them have yet to be hit by a dictionary.
-Unknown
I like these
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Sawyer: (To Walt) "Wait, what's goin' on?"
Walt: "Charlie and Claire. They think Ethan took 'em."
Sawyer: "Ethan took 'em, huh?"
Walt nods.
Sawyer: "Took em' why? And who the hell is Ethan? And why am I getting the evening news from a 6 year old?"
Walt: "I'm ten."
Sawyer: "Alright. Then it must be true."
LOST NERD. HERP DERP.
"[B]We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born.[/B] The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here. We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?" ~Richard Dawkins
"The word 'mundane' has come to mean boring and dull, and it really shouldn't. It should mean the opposite because it comes from the latin 'mundus', meaning the world, and the world is anything but dull; the world is wonderful. There's [I]real[/I] poetry in the [I]real[/I] world. [B]Science is the poetry of reality." [/B]~Richard Dawkins
"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today. " ~Lawrence M. Krauss
And the rest is from (you guessed it) Futurama.
"No I'm... doesn't!" ~Fry
"But, but, Bender need brain... for smart making." ~Fry
"I'm literally angry with rage!" ~Fry
"Now, if you're all finished being stupid..." ~Leela
"Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder." ~Bender
"Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds, you say." ~Farnsworth
"It's wrong, Wash Bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment." ~Scruffy
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein
"I have the right to my opinion" "Oh yeah? Well I have a right to my opinion, and my opinion is that you have no right to your opinion" Then shoot the fuck, and walk away. -George Carlin
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." Dunno where it's from.
It means: "If you want peace, prepare for war."
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different? - Davy Jones (such a motherfucking badass)
Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.
Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story"... What's her name?
Alpa Chino: ...Lance
Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say Lance?
Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say Lance. I said Nance.
Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like Lance.
Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.
Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?
Everytime I watch that, I can't stop laughing. (from Tropic Thunder)
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;25220064]*Tropic Thunder*[/QUOTE]
Better bit from the same movie
Kirk: It's me, Tugg!
Tugg: It's me, Tugg.
Kirk: That's right, now Tugg who!?
Tugg: Tugg who? I don't know, who are you?
Kirk: Me!? I know who I am, I'm the dude playin' a dude disguised as another dude.
Kevin: What?
Kirk: You the dude who don't know what dude he is!
Tugg: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is, and claims to know what dude he is...
Jeff: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Tugg: ...By playing other dudes.
Kirk: I know what dude I am!
Tugg: You're scared.
Kirk: I ain't scared, scared of what?
Tugg: Scared of who?
Kirk: Scared of who!?
Kevin: Come on guys, we really need to go!
Tugg: Scared of you.
*Kirk stares into mirror and pushes it over*
Kevin: Jesus...
Jeff: What's goin' on?
Tugg: The dudes are emerging...
Nearly all the dialogue in that movie is hilarious.
It is a great film :v:
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;25217610]
And the rest is from (you guessed it) Futurama.[/QUOTE]
The Big Brain has awesome quotes:
[QUOTE][B]The Big Brain:[/B] "The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"[/QUOTE]
But Farnsworth has the best ones:
[QUOTE][B]Professor Hubert Farnsworth:[/B] "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"
[B]Glurmo:[/B] "Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory."
[B]Professor Hubert Farnsworth:[/B] "Tell them I hate them."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][B]Professor:[/B] "Good news everyone! I'm sending you on a dangerous mission."
[B]Leela:[/B] "What's so dangerous about it?
[B]Professor:[/B] "You are to collect honey...ordinary honey."
[B]Leela:[/B] "That doesn't sound so dangerous."
[B]Professor:[/B] "This is no ordinary honey!"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][B]Professor:[/B] "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][B]Professor:[/B] [I](Being wrestled from the ships controls)[/I] "Oof..MY THONG!"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][B]Wernstrom:[/B] "And what will you be presenting this evening, Grampa?"
[B]Farnsworth:[/B] "Let's just say it'll put you young whippersnappers in your place!"
[B]Wernstrom:[/B] "I just hope it's not as lame as that death clock you presented last year."
[B]Farnsworth:[/B] "Uh, last year, you say?"
[B]Wernstrom:[/B] "That's right."
[B]Farnsworth:[/B] "Oh, my. [desperately] Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?"
[B]Wernstrom:[/B] "Hardly ... we laughed until our teeth fell out! [to his fish] Come along, Cinnamon."
[B]Farnsworth:[/B] "Oh, dear ... I'll have to invent something new in the next ten minutes. Perhaps some sort of "death clock" ...
[B]Leela:[/B] "Um, Professor ..."[/QUOTE]
"There's no saint without past, nor sinner without future" - Juan Thuan
"KING RAMSES" - mysterious singing man.
Also.
"Time isnt made of lines! Its made of circles and that is why clocks are round." - Private Micheal J. Caboose.
[quote=John]And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son' that exact daughter. Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold that is the crowning unlikelihood. Anybody in the world. But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget, I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from another's vantage point, as if new, it may still take the breath away.[/quote]
I use this quote from The Watchmen encase someone on Facepunch goes suicidal.
[quote][B]A ship in port is safe; but that is not what ships are built for. Sail out to sea and do new things.[/B][/quote]- [I]Grace Hopper[/I]
Fuck off - Unknown
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I got no legs but what the hey!" - H. M. Murdock
"Yippee-ki-yay mother fucker" - John McClain
Inara:"What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"
Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"
Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'Don't'."
River: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
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Book: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
I herd u liek mudkipz
-Unknown
"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain."
-Red from The Shawshank Redemption
That was my senior quote this year. I love that quote.
Wash: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
Zoe: "We live in a space ship, dear."
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Simon: "Now River, stay behind the others. If there's fighting, you drop to the floor and run away. It's okay to leave them to die."
"Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"
"In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover." Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing" -Unknown
To go or not to go, thats a question. - Unknown
You're tearing me apart lisa!!!!!!
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[B]
Morgan[/B]: Why is there yogurt in this cap?
[B]Fry[/B]: [I][Fry stutters.][/I] I can explain that. Uh, see it used to be milk, and well, time makes fools of us all.
[B]Fry[/B]: I didn't come here to play, I came here to win. Now let's play!
[B]Leela[/B]: Now, if you're all finished being stupid...
[B]Fry[/B]: Well I had more but, you go ahead.
[B]Fry[/B]: Bender! Have you seen my Sombrero?
[B]Fry[/B]: People said I was dumb, but I proved them.
We live, we learn. Well at any rate we live.
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