• Toothless Man Bites off Neighbor's Penis
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[quote]An English man with only a couple of [URL="http://www.kentonline.co.uk/east_kent_mercury/news/man-bites-into-neighbours-penis-5997/"]t[/URL]eeth was found guilty of biting -- or should we say gumming -- off his neighbor's penis, Kent Online reported.[/quote] Source: [URL]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/jason-martin-toothless-man-bites-off-penis_n_3941110.html[/URL]
i hate when this happens
. . .wat. . .
Figured it'd either be England or the deep south.
[img]http://media.kentonline.co.uk/filerepository/2013/5/28/2534224_2046_0.jpg[/img] This appears to truly be the judge of this case.
[QUOTE]"My willy was not attached to the rest of my body," Henderson told the Canterbury Crown Court. "I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don’t want to experience it ever again.”[/QUOTE] I hear you man?
I get those kind of vibes from this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y[/media]
Why the fuck is the picture in the article [url=http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1357058/thumbs/n-TOOTHLESS-large.jpg?6]this[/url]? I am used to various things but that caught me off guard in mainstream newspage.
Well, he admits he has dentures, penis shearing capabilities are probably why he bought them.
Eww, not only did he actually bite off his penis which I found remarkable, but just imagine someone's toothless GUMS biting on your penis EWWWWW FUCK. [editline]18th September 2013[/editline] Wait what he bit them off using dentures? Well that nullified my post.
[QUOTE=Bletotum;42233454][img]http://media.kentonline.co.uk/filerepository/2013/5/28/2534224_2046_0.jpg[/img] This appears to truly be the judge of this case.[/QUOTE] That's me don't mess
The thing I'm wondering is which would be more useful for gnawing off limbs, normal teeth or dentures? I put 40$ on dentures.
[QUOTE=Gonz0;42235782]The thing I'm wondering is which would be more useful for gnawing off limbs, normal teeth or dentures? I put 40$ on dentures.[/QUOTE] You probably have to answer a few of the dentist's questions in order to get the right ones. "So basic dentures then?" "Um, I might need something special. What kind are suited for eating hotdogs...if the hotdog was still attached to the animal?"
Ouch. that's like trying to stab someone with a wooden cooking spoon. Then ratcheted up some.
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