Right i have a bit of a tricky situation to do with a certian letting agents AND landlord, I want go get revenge BUT as someone will be moving in after me who is homeless and a very nice guy, and without it he will have nowhere to stay i can't destroy, trash, set on fire, nuke, bomb, demolish or evaporate the flat itself. I have decided I like to do something to their office, this is where i need your help Facepunch. Realistic suggestions that don't involve me getting arrested please.
Sorry for my bad English it isn't my first language.
Throw stink bombs around in their office.
Fill their office with Justin Bieber posters.
Cut a hole in the drywall, and break bunch of eggs into the framework. they'll [I]never[/I] know what the smell is.
Send them a muffin basket...With laxative muffins!
lol some creatives minds at work, i like the egg one. Unfortunately i don't have the means to cut a hole in a brick wall otherwise that would make a great suggestion, something i failed to mention is they have CCTV around the office
CCTV? I doubt you'd get anything done without being caught.
If you can get into the office you might be able to put some homemade plastic explosives in there. Just sayin'. Or you could just throw a smoke bomb in there. 4 parts sugar, 6 parts potassium nitrate. Heat the mixture over a low flame until it melts, stirring well. Pour it into a future container and, before it solidifies, imbed a few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this stuff will fill up a whole block with thick, white smoke. Add colour powders for colour (durr).
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