Random/Funny Sex Facts that I found in my 5th period in a book
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Well today in class I was bored as fuck (As usual) Until I find this book titled "The Ultimate Book of Useless Information" By Noel Botham.
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Well I look through it looking at random pages then I make my way into the back of the book... Well I turned to a certain page and I noticed the title of the page was named "I Wanna Sex You Up" So I started reading it and it was a bunch of sex facts! And believe or not I found this in back of the room owned by my teacher Mrs. Hawley. So I guess Ill Post the facts here for ya!
(Im going to quote all of them to make sure You Know they are not mine)
(In bold words it says Sexually Active)
"A recent survey revealed that 25 percent of Swedish women had sex with more than fifty men"
"Humans Spent two years of their lives making love"
"Four popes died while participating in sexual acts"
"Seventy Percent of Swedish women claim to have participated in a threesome"
"Every year more than eleven thousand Americans hurt themselves trying out bizarre sexual positions"
"The average sexually active woman has sex eighty-three times a year"
"The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing"
"In a recent survey prostitutes revealed that sexual act they are most often asked to preform is fellatio"
(In bold words it says "Energy to burn")
"Married women are physically and mentally less healthy than single woman"
"Sex burns off 360 calories"
"A real orgasm is said to burn 112 calories. A fake orgasm is said to burn off 315"
"The heart beats faster during a brisk walk or a good argument than it does during sex"
"Forty-six percent of women say a good night's sleep is betetr than sex"
(In bold letters "To Protect And Serve")
"The Ramses condom is named after the great pharoah Ramses II, who fathered over 160 children"
"England first introduced sex education in schools 1889"
"More than a million condoms are sold each day in the United States-- that being only 0.4 percent of the population"
"America's first manufactured condoms appeared in 1870 and were made of vulcanized rubber. They were thick, insensitive, and intended to be reused"
(In Bold Letters "Anatomy Lessons")
"On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to make a man's penis erect"
"Elvis called his penis "Little Elvis""
"Men are four times more likely to sleep in the nude than woman are"
"Nudity in public was considered perfectly acceptable in ancient Greece, but it was declared indecent if a man revealed a erection"
"Seventy-one percent of women between the ages of eighteen and twenty are at ease being seen nude by their lovers; 51 percent of men are at ease being seen nude by their girl friends"
"The average bra size is now 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B"
"The sperm count of Americans men is down 30 percent from thirty years ago"
(In bold Letters "Venturesome Venues")
"Americans spend more money each year at the strip club than at all the theaters and classical concert halls in the country combined"
"One In Every three hundred births in the US occurs in a vehicle"
"According to a Carribean line 58 percent of the passengers are unable to wait more than 10 hours before making love. A lifeboat is the fourth most popular place to have sex. The whirlpool bath is ranked the first"
"Placing a red light outside a brothel to advertise it wares was first introduced in 1234 in Avignon, France"
"It is against the law to have sex on a parked motorcycle in London"
(In bold letters"Self Love")
"A candle is the artificial device for most frequently used by women during masturbation, according to a recent American survey"
"Eleven percent of women and 5 percent of men claim to never have masturbated"
"In ancient Greece and Rome dildos were made out of animal horn, ivory, gold, silver, or even glass"
(In bold Letters "Lets talk about sex")
"Less than 30 percent of parents say they can openly discuss sex with their children"
"Today there is a 75 percent chance that a TV program during family viewing time will contain sexually related talk or behavior"
"Only 31 percent of men admit to looking at other women when in the company of their spouse or girlfriend. Their partners say this figure is actually 64 percent"
"Sixteen years and two months is the average age for the loss of female virginity in the US"
"Most exhibitionists are married men"
"Menstrual cramps have been known, in rare cases, to induce orgasm"
"The word pornography is from the Greek pornographus, meaning "writing about prostitutes"
"In ancient Rome, mean found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones as a punishment"
"A winged penis was the city symbol of Pompeii, the ancient Roman resort town destroyed by the eruption of Mount Vesuvirus"
"Homosexuality was still on the American Psychiatric Associations list of mental illnesses until 1973"
"Men experience high blood pressure during orgasm than women do"
"Romans had three words to describe kisses: the kiss for acquaintances, the basium; the kiss between close friends, the osculum; and the kiss between lovers, the suavium"
(In Bold Letters "Frigid in more ways than one")
"The average penguin has only one orgasm a year"
I know lol
ok
[quote]"A real orgasm is said to burn 112 calories. A fake orgasm is said to burn off 315"[/quote]
i'll be sure to keep this in mind when i'm really drunk and fucking a fat chick.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17075394]i'll be sure to keep this in mind when i'm really drunk and fucking a fat chick.[/QUOTE]
Rofl
It's been known that Sweds are sex gods for a while now.
:sweden:
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