My most awkward moment is when I went to NYC for the first time for Comic Con. I forgot to make a cosplay so I had my friends mother do some makeup on my face so I had just the bare minimum in a [I]highly populated public area.
[/I][B]Lets just say it was odd walking out of there.
[/B]Well, I look forward to hearing what your cringe worthy moments! [sp]Please keep it PG. And also don't joke around too much please![/sp]
i look back and cringe on everything i do.
I in my experience, f I look back more than 2 years, everything I do and say is cringe-worthy. I guess I just progress in such a manner that I hate what I used to be.
Piano recital.
Enough said.
I had one which was horrible recently.
During work I got a pretty spontanous invite to some gala event where I had to give a brief speech infront of 900 people, all of them being important CEOs of major corporations, professors and ministers.
I quickly learnt my speech by heart but forget it after few seconds once I got the microphone handed over by some nice lady. I stood there for a moment which felt like an eternity, didn't know what to say and was overwhelmed. I cringed so hard at myself.
Before the Fall...
Got caught jerking off
life
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posted this in another thread
A couple of years ago at the end of the school year, a female friend who I had a pretty big crush on gave me her number on a note which said "Call me". I didn't even touch the phone that summer.
[sp]I win, thread over.[/sp]
In freshman year, my best friend and I were matching with black t-shirts, black skinny jeans, black high top shoes and black fedoras.
[QUOTE=01271;46604192]Piano recital.
Enough said.[/QUOTE]
I have a recital coming up in march and idk if I'll be ready for it.
Fuckkk
In my freshmen year at a community college, the programming professor had us stand up to announce our names and what we've done with programming in the passed and what we intend on learning from the class. I accidentally copied another guy's introduction almost word-for-word, and I can't think about that incident without getting red in the face from embarrassment...
[QUOTE=Kierany9;46607987]A couple of years ago at the end of the school year, a female friend who I had a pretty big crush on gave me her number on a note which said "Call me". I didn't even touch the phone that summer.
[sp]I win, thread over.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Why the fuck wouldn't you call?
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posted this in another thread[/QUOTE]
this is incredibly discomforting to read
Oh, fuck. My least favorite thing to think about. I'm gonna pass and try and let these things get buried.
My brony phase
Do I need to say anything else?
I remember when i was at school in year 7 or 8 and some guys were picking on me to an extent (i was never really offeneded) but one of the big guys was like "awww hes so cute and small" (i was tiny back then) and i just went "the bigger they are, the harder they fall!" with a big grin on my face. And from then on, i cringe SO hard.
Another moment was when i was in my emo phase and i pretended to be depressed all the time.
And when i was in college and we met all our cousins again and my 2 sisters hugged our cousins new husband and i wasn't properly thinking and i hugged him too even though he went for a hand shake and i just want to bury myself in a hole.
[QUOTE=matt000024;46608957]Why the fuck wouldn't you call?[/QUOTE]
I was shy as fuck back then(14) and was terrible with people, even friends. I also dreaded making phone calls. I didn't even get the hint in that she probably wanted to go out with me until I thought about it much later, despite her being obnoxiously flirtacious around me.
Old me was dumb.
I once met up with a bunch of nerds one of my classmates hooked me up with, they were spouting awful memes constantly, then we got drunk and I remember that we tried to rickroll the entire main square of copenhagen. Worst idea ever.
Rick Astley blasting out of my phones shitty speakers, sounding like ear rape. We were all screaming the song out of tune.
Worst was, some TV channel was doing a live broadcast nearby.
TL;DR: The entirety of Denmark got to see and hear me together with a bunch of drunken neckbeards screaming the Rickroll song.
I peed on a circus once.
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These are posts I made on a Supertux fan forum when I was 9. (Click to enlarge, They're too big using [/IMG])
Making my name for this site :suicide:
oh boy
when i was 7 or 8, my mum used to go shopping at a fairly big chinese supermarket in greenwich. now obviously, being that young means i had the attention span of a chicken, so i'd usually separate from my mum and dick around in the store on my own (usually crawling around the rice bags in the warehouse). sometimes i'd jump onto the front of my mum's cart when i went back.
and for the most part, i went back to my mum after an hour or so and we'd load up the car and leave.
except for one day.
one fucking time
i was dicking about in the aisles and i decided it was time to go back to my mum. so i found her and i jumped on the front of her cart, as i was wont to do.
it wasn't her.
it was this couple, of which the woman looked very much like my mum, but it was very clearly not her. we stared at each other for a good 10 seconds before i ran away and actually found my mum and didn't say a word for the rest of the day.
from that day forth i steadfastly stayed by my mum's side for a good 3 years.
[QUOTE=lintz;46613132]oh boy
when i was 7 or 8, my mum used to go shopping at a fairly big chinese supermarket in greenwich. now obviously, being that young means i had the attention span of a chicken, so i'd usually separate from my mum and dick around in the store on my own (usually crawling around the rice bags in the warehouse). sometimes i'd jump onto the front of my mum's cart when i went back.
and for the most part, i went back to my mum after an hour or so and we'd load up the car and leave.
except for one day.
one fucking time
i was dicking about in the aisles and i decided it was time to go back to my mum. so i found her and i jumped on the front of her cart, as i was wont to do.
it wasn't her.
it was this couple, of which the woman looked very much like my mum, but it was very clearly not her. we stared at each other for a good 10 seconds before i ran away and actually found my mum and didn't say a word for the rest of the day.
from that day forth i steadfastly stayed by my mum's side for a good 3 years.[/QUOTE]
I had an almost identical experience. I was about 5, and my mother and I went to a garage sale in town. We separated in the sale and I went back to her and grabbed her hand. Turns out it was a woman who had the [I]exact same outfit and hairstyle as my mother[/I]. I felt so awkward after that.
my sense of humor and my personality when I was 12 years old
when I first joined facepunch many years ago my first and only post on my old account was "Hi! I'm new!"
Was bullied and teased for being sensitive and not manly enough in elementary and first few years of highschool, after switching highschools I decided to act more macho, that didn't work out to well
More recent, our neighbors are from China, the father doesn't speak dutch very well, not too long ago he came to our door, he was pointing at a wrench he was holding and explaining something.
Couldn't understand a word of what he was saying and I didn't know what to say, so I just started stuttering trying to say something back, he shrugged and said nevermind (I think) and left.
Pre-story background info: Since I work a lot, I don't have time to go to swim practice, so I tried to stay in shape by doing chin ups, pushups and sit-ups at home.
I just came home from a bike ride, and I was exhausted and sweaty. Went to the bathroom to take a shower, took all my clothes off, about to turn the hot water on when I was like "Shit, forgot my chin-ups." (Wanted to do them before showering). So I go and open the door to the backyard because our chin-up bar is in the door frame of the back door. I grab the bar and am on my ninth chin-up when my uncle stands up from the corner of the garden, and he's fixing the fuckin' sprinkler system (my mom called him, unbeknownst to me, to come fix the broken sprinklers).
I'm just hanging from the chin-up bar, butt-fuckin-naked, facing him and he looks at me and I look at him and I'm staring at him and he's staring at me and we stay like that for what seemed like a good ten seconds, and he's like "Mornin'."
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1194391&p=36558211#post36558211"]oh jeez[/URL]
[editline]2nd December 2014[/editline]
I used to shitpost a lot.
I once got onto the wrong bus, fell asleep onboard, and woke up in another part of the country.
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