My life got twisted, turned up side down.
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We're no strangers to love.
i like to take a dick inside my ass and i'll tell you alll how i became such a queer.
dunnnnnn dunnn dun ndun dun dun dun dun dun
Trolololololololol
Lolololol.
I was caught fapping
Whell smeeth
what the fuck is this
In west of the Ukraine born and raised
In the Zone's where I'd spend most of my days
Freaking out, crashing, trading like a fool
And all shooting up bandits like a huge tool
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started heading to the center of Chernobyl-hood
I got in one huge fight and the C-Conc' got scared
It said "Monolith ain't so bad, Scar the STALK-Air!"
:buddy:
.....wow.
Fast threads is best threads!
Made me laugh :v:
i like black people
rate me heart
In braunau austria born and raised
vienna was where i spent most of my days
chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and thinking of ways to annihilate the jews
when a couple of kikes
who were up to no good
started raising loans in my neighborhood
i set up one little camp and russia got scared
they said "if you invade poland can we at least share?"
i whistled for my car and when it came near
the license plate said "fuhrer" and eva braun was in the rear
in germany fucking your own cousin was rare
but i thought "nah forget it," yo home to berlin!
I caught millions of jews, about 7 or 8
and i yelled to hymies "yo holmes, smell ya later"
i shipped em to camps, when they were finally there,
i took em all out, with some gas in the air.
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i am a horrible person
Now this is the story all about how
My sled got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I took a bad turn and caught mad air
In Soviet Georgia born and raised
On the ice luge where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, luging, relaxing all cool
Taking Russian hostages inside a school
When a couple of Reds, they were up to no good
Drove Russian tanks into my neighborhood
One separatist movement and my mom got scared
And said "You're going to Vancouver to catch mad air"
I waited for my start and when it came near
the course said "fast" and had a concrete barrier
If anything I could say that this track was rare
But I though nah, forget it, Nodar, catch air!
I slid up to turn number seven or eight
And I yelled to my trainer "Comrade, it's hard to steer"
Flew into a wall and I was finally there
Killed my self while trying to catch mad air.
Oh god thats horrible. Horribly funny. Now I feel bad.
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