clearly they're flesh bullets. Why else would they ship in a case?
[QUOTE=Sableye;53113822]clearly they're flesh bullets. Why else would they ship in a case?[/QUOTE]
cigars ship in cases
I'm sorry, but my cock had already laid claim to the meat cigar title.
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;53113860]I'm sorry, but my cock had already laid claim to the meat cigar title.[/QUOTE]
and before anybody gets any ideas, mine had already claimed meat antitank rifle
No homo we smokin hotdogs
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;53113860]I'm sorry, but my cock had already laid claim to the meat cigar title.[/QUOTE]
Can I smoke it
no because meat cigars already exist they're called Moroccan cigars
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;53113995]Can I smoke it[/QUOTE]
If I may escort you to the lounge...
no, they're plump tacos filled with [B]shit.[/B]
Is shit the Nutella for tissues
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;53114927]Is shit the Nutella for tissues[/QUOTE]
that's fucking putrid
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;53114927]Is shit the Nutella for tissues[/QUOTE]
No but toilet paper is really just a fancy way of saying Ass Napkins
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;53113860]I'm sorry, but my cock had already laid claim to the meat cigar title.[/QUOTE]
So that's why they're called wieners.
Hot dogs are just pizzas sans the sauce and cheese, where they keep the sausage whole and the pieces come pre-folded.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;53115530]Hot dogs are just pizzas sans the sauce and cheese, where they keep the sausage whole and the pieces come pre-folded.[/QUOTE]
are you insinuating you put hotdogs pieces on pizza
please tell me this is a joke
Americans need to stop using the word 'hotdog' to refer to a bunless sausage. It is confusing and weird.
[QUOTE=Riller;53116922]Americans need to stop using the word 'hotdog' to refer to a bunless sausage. It is confusing and weird.[/QUOTE]
It's referring to a specific food item that's more a distant cousin of a sausage than anything else.
[QUOTE=TestECull;53116924]It's referring to a specific food item that's more a distant cousin of a sausage than anything else.[/QUOTE]
It's not a hotdog before it's put in a bun. Until then, it's a sausage, a weiner, a frankfurter or a whatever the hell else subclassification of sausage you have on hand.
[QUOTE=Riller;53116931]It's not a hotdog before it's put in a bun. Until then, it's a sausage, a weiner, a frankfurter or a whatever the hell else subclassification of sausage you have on hand.[/QUOTE]
na hotdogs are specifically hotdogs, the closest you get is polish sausages which are used as hotdogs but are polish sausages.
the real difference is structural stability, an unreinforced hotdog is limp and flacid while a sausage has some compressive strength to keep it virile
Then there should be a separate term for hotdog-sausage in a bun. Something akin to, and I'm just spitballing ideas here, a so-called [I]Hotdog Sandwich[/I]?
[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;53116496]are you insinuating you put hotdogs pieces on pizza
please tell me this is a joke[/QUOTE]
No, I'm insinuating that hotdogs on the bun are just a type of pizza.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;53117053]No, I'm insinuating that hotdogs on the bun are just a type of pizza.[/QUOTE]
that's [B]G E N I U S[/B]
new question: are hotdogs just a type of pizza?
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;53113941]thus cigars are bullets
we have to legislate against these assault cigars people are smuggling in from cuba[/QUOTE]
augment your killing power with bread bun hot dog shrouds
[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;53117254]that's [B]G E N I U S[/B]
new question: are hotdogs just a type of pizza?[/QUOTE]
No, hotdogs are toppings that just so happen to define a specific type of pizza- ugh this joke is too wordy
I'm going to go grab a hotdog sandwich.
I guess OP got schwacked by UncleJimmema's meat cigar
who uh changed the title...
nobody will understand what we're talking about at all!
Sausage dogs are.
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