• How do you roll a joint?
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Hey, I'm stuck in Tahoe and I have a bag of weed on me but no pipe or anything. I've never rolled a joint and I have no idea how to do it. There's a 7-11 a few blocks away if that helps any. Thanks for any advice that may come.
I'm pretty sure they teach that shit at school.
This is a far more appropriate place to ask.
make a roach, get some papers, put grounded up weed and the roach in to a paper, roll.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;28303457]This is a far more appropriate place to ask.[/QUOTE] Yeah, thanks. I kinda freaked out when I saw DD wasn't at the bottom of the front page anymore. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=juke;28303504]make a roach, get some papers, put grounded up weed and the roach in to a paper, roll.[/QUOTE]Yeah. I kinda gathered that already. I need help with the "roll" step though. And maybe where exactly to get the papers.
well, practice is important. you could get some rips from your local 7-11.
Youtube is great for this brother :love:
There is also a thread called 'Pot newbies go here' or something like that. Look for it in Durgs Discussion and ask them. This didn't really need a thread, but hell, whatever. Have fun with your joint (Once you roll it)
[QUOTE=juke;28303573]well, practice is important. you could get some rips from your local 7-11.[/QUOTE] What if I used money or regular printer paper?
[QUOTE=dds98;28303739]What if I used money or regular printer paper?[/QUOTE] Money if your badass, I think any paper works.
wait wat money? :psyduck:
[QUOTE=dds98;28303739]What if I used money or regular printer paper?[/QUOTE] It might have some stuff more dangerous than the normal cigarette papers, so I wouldn't recommend it.
put it this way, your first roll will be fucking terrible. its just practise. it took me a month and a bit to learn to roll properly. "tucking" the paper properly and spreading it out evenly sound alot easier than they are, its just practise.
or practice if youre in america whats the emot for the one smoking i'll take that
[QUOTE=dds98;28303739]What if I used money or regular printer paper?[/QUOTE] no don't use ether. if i had to think of a decent rolling paper alternative, i'd say bible paper.
[QUOTE=juke;28304039]no don't use ether. if i had to think of a decent rolling paper alternative, i'd say bible paper.[/QUOTE] Ironic much?
Use an apple.
[QUOTE=Drasnus;28304137]Use an apple.[/QUOTE] Do this actually, insert the casing of a pen in to the top and side, making sure they're connected, then try and make some sort of screen for the top so your weed doesn't fall through - refrain from using tinfoil as the screen though. [QUOTE=RubberFruit;28304066]Ironic much?[/QUOTE] bible paper is pretty much the same as rolling paper, notice how thin it is. not sure smoking ink is entirely a good idea but i'm sure it's fine aslong as you don't make a habit out of it.
As said before, if you're 7-11 doesn't have rolling paper then use Bible paper (have some decency and respect though, use a blank page or the index pages), or tissue paper if you can find it (the shit that comes as packing for shoes). Do NOT use tin foil, do NOT use regular paper, using money is just plain stupid, for a screen, take apart an earbud, there should be a screen somewhere in there. I'd suggest not using aluminum foil either, but if its a last resort, then its better than tin foil.
In a pinch once at school I rolled a joint in the bathroom with toilet paper.
Practice, practice, practice
[QUOTE=rnate;28305233]In a pinch once at school I rolled a joint in the bathroom with toilet paper.[/QUOTE] at college i went into the toilet to roll a joint and some knob in my class turned the light off. I had to roll in the dark. Wasn't pretty.
one time me and my buddy rolled a j out of a gum wrapper
There's even a website dedicated to it. [url]http://roll-a-joint.com/roling-a-joint.html[/url]
Grab the weed and paper with the sticky edge facing down pointing towards you, start rolling with your thumbs around the tip towards the end while pinching weed away so it's thickness will increase from the tip towards the end. Hold the tip and the end of the paper tightly and start rolling the paper out until you see the weed laying nearly on the edge. Hold the paper and tip very tightly and start rolling, if the paper at the tip won't immediately roll in then keep rolling till it will, now take your index finger and push the end of the paper around the weed while you hold it with your thumb and index finger. Roll. Now search for the sticky edge, you find it where the paper is darker, lick it and run over with your finger to make sure that you've targeted the whole sticky edge. Carefully rip off the remaining paper while holding the joint with your other hand tracing the sticky edge with your thumb while ripping. Loosely tap joint on a hard surface to make the weed more compact, roll the end so it closes. Smoke.
[QUOTE=juke;28304196]Do this actually, insert the casing of a pen in to the top and side, making sure they're connected, then try and make some sort of screen for the top so your weed doesn't fall through - refrain from using tinfoil as the screen though. bible paper is pretty much the same as rolling paper, notice how thin it is. not sure smoking ink is entirely a good idea but i'm sure it's fine aslong as you don't make a habit out of it.[/QUOTE] I think that's only if it's a hemp bible. This is the video that I learnt from [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afHVKvLWOQg[/url] [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] Also the more you roll the better you'll get. Examples of how I've progressed over time (These pictures are still pretty old.) [IMG]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/Anthrax713/Picture5.jpg[/IMG] My first spliff [IMG]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/Anthrax713/Picture7.jpg[/IMG] A week or so later. [IMG]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/Anthrax713/Picture1-1.jpg[/IMG] A month from the first one [IMG]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/Anthrax713/Picture3-1.jpg[/IMG] A good few months difference.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWWN5anisC4[/media] that's how i roll a joint..sometimes i have other ways of rolling, which im gonna post soon.
[QUOTE=Anthrax713;28307892]I think that's only if it's a hemp bible. This is the video that I learnt from [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afHVKvLWOQg[/url] [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] Also the more you roll the better you'll get. Examples of how I've progressed over time (These pictures are still pretty old.) [img_thumb]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/Anthrax713/Picture5.jpg[/img_thumb] My first spliff [img_thumb]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/Anthrax713/Picture7.jpg[/img_thumb] A week or so later. [img_thumb]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/Anthrax713/Picture1-1.jpg[/img_thumb] A month from the first one [img_thumb]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj49/Anthrax713/Picture3-1.jpg[/img_thumb] A good few months difference.[/QUOTE] your first one was alot better than mine, good job.
Everyone should learn to roll like this pro: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgpRtKaOPns&feature=related[/media] [URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgpRtKaOPns"][/URL]
I wish I had a camera to show off my brilliant rolls. Not being arrogant or anything but I'm pretty good at making Ls, better at Ls than single skins oddly enough. Use half a cig instead of a full one so it's not baccy overload and it's nice and slim. [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=BloodStream;28308453]Everyone should learn to roll like this pro: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgpRtKaOPns&feature=related[/media] [URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgpRtKaOPns"][/URL][/QUOTE] Bosshead
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