• The Rules you Live By
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The idea is simple: Post the rules or beliefs that you adhere to and live by. Here are a few of mine: [B]Everybody lies, no exceptions. If you screw up, blame it on the guy next to you. Always carry a condom, just in case. There is no Cow Level. Dr. Pepper is the drink of Gods, not Mtn Dew.[/B] Your turn Facepunch.
[B]Pay daily tribute to the gods after school[/B]
There's an exception to every rule.
Muthafuckas talk shit, I'ma punch 'em in the dick.
[b]If you have friends over, don't fap. That's just weird.[/b] [b]If you're at a friends house, don't fap. That's just weird.[/b]
I live by my own quote: Those who are allies with no one can be friends with everyone
Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
[b]Stealing is not illegal until you get caught.[/b] [b]Don't get caught and if you do, just play dumb or bribe your way out.[/b]
[b]Learn by doing. Might as well do it now than later. Hardest first because you'll not want to do it at the end.[/b]
Cardio.
I swear by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
Shit happens. And spending time worrying about it is a shitty way of living life.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;17938933]Cardio.[/QUOTE] i get it.
Be polite for the sake of the people, and not for the gratitude. IE: Hold a door open for someone and don't care whether or not they thank you.
Don't forget to eat?
[B]Do it tommorow[/B] but I want to change it to [B]Do it faggot[/B]
Rule 1. Don't dwell on negative stuff Rule 2. Double Tap Rule 3. Think before speaking (I have so much trouble doing this)
[b]Honesty is the best policy[/b] [b]Treat everyone equally until the prove that they deserve otherwise (for better or worse)[/b] [b]Respect yourself and be yourself[/b] [b]Nothing is absolute[/b] and this: [QUOTE=Atwal;17939125]Rule 1. Don't dwell on negative stuff[/QUOTE]
[b]Stealing your neighbors wireless internet? It's his own damn fault.[/b]
[b]Females are crazy, no exceptions[/b]
[b]If you let me fix your computer, I copy your iTunes collection, NO EXCEPTIONS. If you have to ask me for it, you're not getting it. End of story. NEVER take the last can of Mt.Dew in the fridge, IT'S MINE. If you drop money in my house, be it my Couch, Laundry machine, or under a bed... it becomes mine. Never tug on Superman's cape. It's just rude... Chocolate milk is not allowed in my car. PERIOD.[/b] [QUOTE=haloguy234;17937501][b]If you have friends over, don't fap. That's just weird.[/b] [b]If you're at a friends house, fap to his sister. It's weird, but he'll understand.[/b][/QUOTE] :eng101: [b]Fixed.[/b]
breathe in , breathe out
Play me foul, fuck around and get moleculed.
[b]Cardio The Double Tap Beware of Bathrooms Wear your seatbelt Travel Light Don’t Be A Hero Limber Up When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out Check The Back Seat Enjoy The Little Things [/b] :derp: This is NOT late. I put all of them in! One person put in only Cardio! :derp:
Live life to regret nothing.
[QUOTE=Atwal;17939125]Rule 1. Don't dwell on negative stuff Rule 2. Double Tap Rule 3. Think before speaking (I have so much trouble doing this)[/QUOTE] Ugh i do the rule 3 too much. Unless I'm around friends, I'm that quiet guy by himself. This screws me over with girls alot, try to hard to think of something to say and it'll just be an awkward silence.
One of my rules is that all my rules are optional and undisclosed, with the exception of this one.
No real rules, Just to make sure this never happens to me [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY[/media]
Say what you mean and call it as you see it that and live with no regrets- no takebacks no do-overs so embrace what you already did
If a woman flits with you, she's a whore. Make sure you find a humble woman who has high standards. If you find a woman made entirely out of tits, go for the kill! There are probably 20 other guys with the same intention.
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