When you masturbate its usually to porn or just some fantasy about a hot chick you know. But once you do it 3 or 4 times your screwed. Its like cocaine once you get a few snorts of it you want more, more, and more until your ,out of a home, living in a box, and selling your blender for 5 bucks, so you can get more cocaine. So lets compare, your slave to lusting over nude females and you just can't get enough of it, your views of females have changed do to the porn, and your social could or could not be lacking. Masturbation is not all bad just like cocaine, but has more bad than good side effects.
Masturbating is like a dangerous drug. Seriously stop before its too late.
[B]You have been warned, Stop now or face the consequences that come with fapping.[/B]
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Good side effects:
Your not running around killing everyone
relaxing, stress busting, you can do exactly what you want
Bad side effects:
Your a Pervert
Your hiding something from your family
It can be addicting
Frequent masturbation is now linked to increased prostate cancer risk in young males
It is illegal for Minors to look at porn.
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playing with myself keeps me from stalking sexy women
^.
Good side effects: I'm not running around killing everyone.
Bad side effects: ?
Masturbating lowers your chances of developing prostate cancer, along with increasing length/width.
If I'm addicted, it's probably the healthiest thing that's ever happened to me.
You shouldn't because someone, somewhere is always watching.
And it's a duck.
People should be banned for this madness.
The reason why I'm not a serial rapist/convicted sex offender is because I fap. I fap at night, I fap in the day. I fap in the tub, I fap sitting in my chair here at my computer.
But ultimately: I FAP BECAUSE I MUST.
good side efffects: relaxing, stress busting, you can do exactly what you want
bad side effects: uh..?
[QUOTE=Autumn;25427872]good side efffects: relaxing, stress busting, you can do exactly what you want
bad side effects: uh..?[/QUOTE]
Bad side effects : The only bad side effect is that there is no bad side effect.
[editline]16th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=ytr191;25427564]When you masturbate its usually to porn or just some fantasy about a hot chick you know. But once you do it 3 or 4 times your screwed. Its like cocaine once you get a few snorts of it you want more, more, and more until your ,out of a home, living in a box, and selling your blender for 5 bucks, so you can get more cocaine. So lets compare, your slave to lusting over nude females and you just can't get enough of it, your views of females have changed do to the porn, and your social could or could not be lacking. Masturbation is not all bad just like cocaine, but has more bad than good side effects.
Masturbating is like a dangerous drug. Seriously stop before its too late.
[B]You have been warned, Stop now or face the consequences that come with fapping.[/B]
Thank you for your time. Rate,Comment and Criticize. I am all arms.
Good side effects:
Your not running around killing everyone
relaxing, stress busting, you can do exactly what you want
Bad side effects:
Your a Pervert
Your hiding something from your family
It can be addicting
Frequent masturbation is now linked to increased prostate cancer risk in young males[/QUOTE]
Did you know? Masturbation increases your knowledge over the english language. And I think it's quite obvious that you're not masturbating enough.
[QUOTE=Gregah;25428009]Bad side effects : The only bad side effect is that there is no bad side effect.[/QUOTE]
Theres bad sides to everything. Saying that is just being blind to the truth.
Another reason not to masturbate:
The OP is dickless
give me a reason then
[editline]16th October 2010[/editline]
@OP
[QUOTE=ytr191;25428037]Theres bad sides to everything. Saying that is just being blind to the truth.[/QUOTE]
Shit, I better stop eating healthy, brushing my teeth and exercising in rational amounts and intervals!!!
[QUOTE=ytr191;25428037]Theres bad sides to everything. Saying that is just being blind to the truth.[/QUOTE]
The only bad side effect from masturbating (for males) is that having a wank more than once every day is that the salt levels in your body can get too low, which will in the long run hurt your eye sight. You obviously need to masturbate A LOT and frequently for this to happen, but that is also the only bad side effect.
[QUOTE=ytr191;25427564]Frequent masturbation is now linked to increased prostate cancer risk in young males[/QUOTE]
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm[/url]
Flushing the toilet after you take a shit (which you shouldn't have taken in the first place due to the obviously horrible side effects that come with it) is uncalled for. Flushing is so bad for your health, others and the entire world.
Plus, you're hiding something from your family! They'll never see your shit if you flush it, that's bad.
i don't have semen, so lowering salt levels is of no concern to me :)
[QUOTE=ytr191;25427564]I am all arms.[/QUOTE]
If only you were all brains, you wouldn't have made this thread.
[QUOTE]Did you know? Masturbation increases your knowledge over the english language. And I think it's quite obvious that you're not masturbating enough.[/QUOTE]
Thats quite funny, But on topic my english is excellent. It may have its flaws but its more comprehensible than yours.
I also don't understand how hiding something from your family is a bad side effect, having a private life is essential to your well being.
It can be addicting is a really weird 'bad side effect' too, that can be said about everything so it kinda defeats the purpose of a bad side effect since it can happen with everything you do.
its like cocaine.... [b]BUT FREE[/b]
[QUOTE=Autumn;25428093]i don't have semen, so lowering salt levels is of no concern to me :)[/QUOTE]
I know, which is why I added the (for males) :)
[QUOTE=ytr191;25428117]Thats quite funny, But on topic my english is excellent. It may have its flaws but its more comprehensible than yours.[/QUOTE]
How can it be excellent if you say Your when it's you're?
i think becoming addicted to masturbation is pretty uncommon...
[QUOTE=Gregah;25428135]
How can it be excellent if you say Your when it's you're?[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the grammar lesson. But does it really matter if your say your or you're? No it does not.
Let's make more things you shouldn't do.
Breathing:
Pros:
-Keeps you alive and functioning
Cons:
-Every breath you take you are one breath closer to dying!!!! STOP BREATHING AT ALL COSTS!
[QUOTE=ytr191;25428183]Thanks for the grammar lesson. But does it really matter if your say your or you're? No it does not.[/QUOTE]
ah hahaha. i think all this masturbation has gone to your head. STOP NOW
[QUOTE=labbet;25428132]its like cocaine.... [b]BUT FREE[/b][/QUOTE]
and feels better when you rub in on your gums and inhale it!
Oh deary me, i seemed to have wanked myself into terminal prostate cancer. IF ONLY THIS HAD BEEN POSTED SOONER!
WHYYYYYYY!!!11!1ELEVENTYONE!
[QUOTE=labbet;25428132]its like cocaine.... [b]BUT FREE[/b][/QUOTE]
And legal.
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