Customer Support Required in the Men's Razor Display
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So, I'm going to walgreens to pick up a birthday card for my sister's birthday. The first thing I hear is someone speaking over the intercom, "Customer support required in the men's razor display." This keeps getting repeated throughout my entire visit. So, I walk over to the birthday cards aisle and start looking around. My phone rings, I pick it up, and it's just someone saying "Customer support required in the men's razor display." I drop the call and keep looking for cards. I get a text message, I open my phone, "Customer support required in the men's razor display." I close my phone and just grab a blank card and leave the store. I go to my car and there's a sticky note on my car. Guess what it says. "Customer support required in the men's razor display." I rip it off, throw it away and drive home. I call back the number that sent me the texts and call, but it's just a generic answering machine. I've been getting text messages about this about once an hour for four hours.
Fuck.
Is this some sort of prank or what?
What should I do?
you are gonna die
You're going crazy.
Customer support required in the men's razor display.
Then go to the god damn razor display you moron, somebody obviously needs assistance. :v:
So all this happened and you never even THOUGHT to check the men's razor display?
I'd get creeped out by the sticky note.
Why don't you just look at who is calling you?
It's one of your friends fucking with you. Do you know anyone that works there?
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If you want to live you will obey.
Oh god what
Change your name, dye your hair, move to Russia
its the matrix hoyl shit
find morpheus
You probably should have gone to the Men's Razor Display. There was a billionaire there who saw you and wanted to give you one hundred million dollars to help him pick out a product for his son who was about to begin shaving for the first time in his life.
GO BACK, HE'S STILL THERE!
that's creepy.
[QUOTE=tehfrog;24473681]that's creepy.[/QUOTE]
Did someone say...
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What if it was the love of your life wanting to have sex with you in the men's razor display?
And you missed it because you were being stubborn.
The bodies are buried underneath the men's razor display.
[QUOTE=mbutler2;24473730]What if it was the love of your life wanting to have sex with you in the men's razor display?
And you missed it because you were being stubborn.[/QUOTE]
Her vagina will be filled with men's razors
OP somebody is telling you to shave your pubes
Pics of sticky note that was just put on your car.
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I mean...
Maybe you should take the hint?
[QUOTE=Craptasket;24473252]Customer support required in the men's razor display.[/QUOTE]
Customer support required in the men's razor display.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;24474164]Maybe you should take the hint?[/QUOTE]
Stormcharger, you are quite possibly the unfunniest person ever.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;24474164]Maybe you should take the hint?[/QUOTE]
Stormcharger, you are quite possibly the unfunniest person ever.
[QUOTE=Box Eater;24474286]Stormcharger, you are quite possibly the unfunniest person ever.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=wizzmitch;24474285]Stormcharger, you are quite possibly the unfunniest person ever.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you guys
Well you aren't very funny.
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;24474266]Customer support required in the men's razor display.[/QUOTE]
Customer support required in the men's razor display.
Didn't you get at least a little bit curious and go have a look. I know I would've.
[QUOTE=Espio;24474688]Customer support required in the men's razor display.[/QUOTE]
Customer support required in the men's razor display.
laugh please make curtains from
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